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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #60 on: January 25, 2008, 07:11:09 AM »
Quote from: Peter on January 25, 2008, 06:56:18 AM
Would you like to see this girl's vagina?



Very much so  :orly:

Plus, I don't think she defines herself as a girl ;)
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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #61 on: January 25, 2008, 07:12:42 AM »
Quote from: Sputtleshines on January 25, 2008, 07:05:51 AM
Her mind would be more interesting don't you think?

I think both are equally interesting ;>
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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #62 on: January 25, 2008, 07:13:48 AM »
Are you capable of discussing history,
whilst performing cunnilingus?
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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2008, 07:16:18 AM »
Quote from: Little Red Riding Vulpix on January 25, 2008, 07:13:48 AM
Are you capable of discussing history,
whilst performing cunnilingus?

Peace of cake.
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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #64 on: January 25, 2008, 07:17:00 AM »
You don't know HOW much I want that
video made now.
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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #65 on: January 25, 2008, 07:28:22 AM »
Quote from: Zaftig on January 25, 2008, 07:11:09 AM
Plus, I don't think she defines herself as a girl ;)

Soph the thing?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #66 on: January 25, 2008, 07:53:39 AM »
Quote from: Peter on January 25, 2008, 07:28:22 AM
Soph the thing?

I don't think I'm the person to explain her gender to you.
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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #67 on: January 25, 2008, 08:30:33 AM »
Just what we need... another fucking lesbian.

Are you a hot lesbian, or an ugly fat lesbian?
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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #68 on: January 25, 2008, 08:35:25 AM »
Quote from: Joshua_Slocum on January 25, 2008, 08:30:33 AM
Just what we need... another fucking lesbian.

Are you a hot lesbian, or an ugly fat lesbian?

The latter.

Am 200 stone, have a moustache and a huge unkempt bush.

Everyday when I ride my big butch motorcycle to college, I scare all the neighbourhood cats with my ugly mug  8)

Does that answer your question for you?  :zoinks:
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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #69 on: January 25, 2008, 08:36:47 AM »
Yep.
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I came to this world with nothing
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zaftig

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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #70 on: January 25, 2008, 08:37:58 AM »
Glad to be of use ;>
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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #71 on: January 25, 2008, 08:47:23 AM »
Do lesbians ever wonder why their dildos are penis shaped, when the last thing they want is a penis? 

Wouldn't lesbians want to masturbate with a vagina shaped sex toy?
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I came to this world with nothing
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Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #72 on: January 25, 2008, 09:04:42 AM »
Quote from: Joshua_Slocum on January 25, 2008, 08:47:23 AM
Do lesbians ever wonder why their dildos are penis shaped, when the last thing they want is a penis?

You obviously haven't seen many dildos. 


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Wouldn't lesbians want to masturbate with a vagina shaped sex toy?

Since most of them are aimed at straight men, then no, I wouldn't.  Can't speak for all lesbians ;)
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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #73 on: January 25, 2008, 11:02:54 AM »
If they are aiming dildos at me, give me warning before they open fire.
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Re: Will regret this,
« Reply #74 on: January 25, 2008, 02:36:23 PM »
Quote from: - on January 25, 2008, 08:35:25 AM
Quote from: Joshua_Slocum on January 25, 2008, 08:30:33 AM
Just what we need... another fucking lesbian.

Are you a hot lesbian, or an ugly fat lesbian?

The latter.

Am 200 stone, have a moustache and a huge unkempt bush.

Everyday when I ride my big butch motorcycle to college, I scare all the neighbourhood cats with my ugly mug  8)

Does that answer your question for you?  :zoinks:

:LMAO:

That may be the best answer to such a question that I have ever seen.

 :plus:
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