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I wonder....
« on: January 22, 2008, 09:28:21 PM »
I wonder why kids don't buy mouthwash,
to get drunk off.

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Re: I wonder....
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2008, 10:25:19 PM »
Then they would smell nice and clean.

Have you drunk mouthwash like this calandale?
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Re: I wonder....
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2008, 10:32:35 PM »
A couple shots, at a time.
Cheap stuff. Real cheap.

But, I'm worried about
the other stuff that's in it.
Might make me feel ill.

Still, I like the taste.

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Re: I wonder....
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 05:19:04 PM »
Too much other crap in it just use peppermint schnapps as mouth wash it tastes better too

What I don't get are the kids who do the inhalants just the smell of them makes me gag 

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Re: I wonder....
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2008, 05:45:14 PM »
Too much other crap in it just use peppermint schnapps as mouth wash it tastes better too


Well, it's NOT a substitute for schnapps (not that I'd buy that),
but rather for cheap brandy. Still, it's about 1/5th the price, and
doesn't require a trip to the liquor store. More importantly, I have
it around ANYHOW.

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Re: I wonder....
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2008, 06:40:54 PM »
I'm sure drug stores tell their clerks not to let kids buy multiple amounts of cough medicine.

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Re: I wonder....
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2008, 06:43:50 PM »
I'm sure drug stores tell their clerks not to let kids buy multiple amounts of cough medicine.

Yeah. But no one pays attention to mouthwash.
Plus, it comes in BIG bottles.

At 40 proof, it's a damned good buy.

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Re: I wonder....
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2008, 06:55:48 PM »
And it tastes pretty nasty too.
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Re: I wonder....
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2008, 07:00:11 PM »
I LIKE the taste.  :laugh:

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Re: I wonder....
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2008, 07:02:50 PM »
Well then you can get your alcohol on the cheep then :laugh:
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Re: I wonder....
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2008, 07:12:59 PM »
Yeah, but I'm worried about whether it's safe.

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Re: I wonder....
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2008, 07:25:14 PM »
I don't think so in the long run.  Seeing you supposed to spit who knows what other stuff in it will do to you a little now and then probably won't hurt you but by the gallon who knows
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Re: I wonder....
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2008, 07:41:24 PM »
Mouthwash has isopropyl not ethanol doesn't it?  That'd make a person pretty sick if they swallowed it, not drunk.
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Re: I wonder....
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2008, 07:43:47 PM »
I think that depends on the brand
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Re: I wonder....
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2008, 07:44:47 PM »
Maybe, best be careful not to swig down a bunch of isopropyl alcohol.
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