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George Carlin
« on: January 19, 2008, 07:17:54 PM »
Pissed me off with a question
which has troubled me forever:

"why do we drive on parkways
and park on driveways?"


Why the fuck did I have to hear this?

I don't think I can die, without knowing
the answer.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2008, 09:00:43 PM »
didn't he make the lean mean fat grilling machine?

you have to drive onto the drive to park
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2008, 09:13:39 PM »
Quote from: Soph on January 19, 2008, 09:00:43 PM
didn't he make the lean mean fat grilling machine?

you have to drive onto the drive to park
Rofl no that is George Foreman the boxer.

Carlin is a stand up comedian, a great one at that.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2008, 09:23:34 PM »
Foreman was a pretty good comedian too though.  :laugh:
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2008, 09:24:07 PM »
oh yeah i remember the name now  :laugh:
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2008, 09:27:06 PM »
Quote from: Little Red Riding Vulpix on January 19, 2008, 09:23:34 PM
Foreman was a pretty good comedian too though.  :laugh:
Damn funny personality as a boxer.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2008, 09:32:02 PM »
What's a parkway?

There's an Aussie metalcore band called Parkway Drive.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2008, 09:35:21 PM »
Quote from: Psyduck on January 19, 2008, 09:32:02 PM
What's a parkway?

There's an Aussie metalcore band called Parkway Drive.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkway

Limited access highways.   They are usually large roads built for higher speeds than normal city traffic.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2008, 09:38:04 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on January 19, 2008, 09:35:21 PM
Quote from: Psyduck on January 19, 2008, 09:32:02 PM
What's a parkway?

There's an Aussie metalcore band called Parkway Drive.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkway

Limited access highways.   They are usually large roads built for higher speeds than normal city traffic.

Around here in the NYC metro area they are meant for passenger cars only
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2008, 09:42:09 PM »
Quote from: parts on January 19, 2008, 09:38:04 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on January 19, 2008, 09:35:21 PM
Quote from: Psyduck on January 19, 2008, 09:32:02 PM
What's a parkway?

There's an Aussie metalcore band called Parkway Drive.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkway

Limited access highways.   They are usually large roads built for higher speeds than normal city traffic.

Around here in the NYC metro area they are meant for passenger cars only
Like a carpool lane.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2008, 09:59:26 PM »
Some of my favorites from Carlin ...

"Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time."


"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."


"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."


"I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed."


“Meow” means “woof” in cat."


Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck."


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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2008, 10:04:31 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on January 19, 2008, 09:59:26 PM
Some of my favorites from Carlin ...

"Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time."


"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."


"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."


"I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed."


“Meow” means “woof” in cat."


Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck."


I think I am, therefore, I am. I think."

George Carlin is one of the few comedians who can have me rolling on the floor laughing so hard I cry!   :laugh:  The way he can take the absurdities of life and present them is brilliant.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2008, 11:35:49 PM »
He was brilliant in his own right. Bit pits and all on the Jay and Silent Bob movies. This was my first exposure to the bloke. I then tried to find out who this funny prick was. You are right he is classy.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2008, 01:22:52 AM »
You park in a garage and drive up a driveway. Parkways go through parks.
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Re: George Carlin
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2008, 05:36:03 AM »
Quote from: Alex179 on January 19, 2008, 09:13:39 PM
Quote from: Soph on January 19, 2008, 09:00:43 PM
didn't he make the lean mean fat grilling machine?

you have to drive onto the drive to park
Rofl no that is George Foreman the boxer.

Carlin is a stand up comedian, a great one at that.

Did you know that George Foreman doesn't have and fingerprints.
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