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Ouch!
« on: January 16, 2008, 06:30:51 AM »
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Talk about things going really wrong...

Tue Jan 15, 9:42 PM ET

KOKOMO, Ind. - Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store. A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry Tuesday morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes.

The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.

Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.

A short time later, police found Derrick Kosch, 25, at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.

Police plan to charge him with armed robbery.

Ha Ha I wish this sort thing happened more often :laugh:
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 06:46:06 AM »
What an idiot.  :laugh:

Reminds me of the 'police'
in Venezuela. They were
regularly shooting themselves.
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 08:03:13 AM »
There are even training classes for it!  Remember this?

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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2008, 02:39:52 PM »
:LMAO:

"I'm the only one in this room,
professional enough, carries a Glock 40"


Scary thing in Venezuela is that the traffic
cops had assault rifles - and directed traffic
by waving them at you.

(I mean real assault rifles - not the shit that
is being attacked here which isn't even full
auto)
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2008, 02:42:05 PM »
I know!  I saw that in Spain, too.  But thank God no one waved them around.  Still a disconcerting sight to see a guy with one hanging around outside the bank.  I was on my best behavior.
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2008, 02:45:57 PM »
I was 5 years old. Playing on a tank (memorial).

They pointed them at ME, ordering me to get
down. I thought my mother was going to tear
them in half.  :laugh:

Guns or no.
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2008, 02:59:17 PM »
They wouldn't dare mess with a mom!   :laugh:
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2008, 03:00:18 PM »
Yeah. She got attacked by a bunch of
soldiers there, and put one under a truck.  :laugh:

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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2008, 03:28:05 PM »
Quote from: Zebra on January 16, 2008, 02:39:52 PM
:LMAO:

"I'm the only one in this room,
professional enough, carries a Glock 40"


Scary thing in Venezuela is that the traffic
cops had assault rifles - and directed traffic
by waving them at you.

(I mean real assault rifles - not the shit that
is being attacked here which isn't even full
auto)
On the way to Xcaret I saw Police with assault rifles.   Mexican police are fucked up from what I hear.
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2008, 07:34:49 PM »
Mexico has police?  That's a suprise.  Do they eat donuts or churros?
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2008, 10:10:51 PM »
Bribes.
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2008, 10:44:22 PM »
Mordita.
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2008, 09:31:51 AM »
Quote from: Disgruntled Squirrel on January 16, 2008, 07:34:49 PM
Mexico has police?  That's a suprise.  Do they eat donuts or churros?
They were on the road to Xcaret and stopped vehicles at a checkpoint of sorts.   We didn't get into eating habits, the guide talked to them.  It is basically the Mexican Military.  They do have police as well in the city that are like the military with assault rifles, but most of the police are really not much of a factor once you go to bars and other places.  You sure as hell don't see many of them in Cancun, or once you are actually at Xcaret for that matter.

http://www.ontheroadin.com/travelinnformation/military.htm
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2008, 02:23:53 PM »
There was a guy in my dirty porn magazine who was playing with a nail gun at work and shot himself in the head by accident.  He decompressed it and unloaded the nail clip, but apparently there was still enough power, and went in his skull.  He didn't die.
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2008, 02:48:58 PM »
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on January 17, 2008, 02:23:53 PM
There was a guy in my dirty porn magazine who was playing with a nail gun at work and shot himself in the head by accident.  He decompressed it and unloaded the nail clip, but apparently there was still enough power, and went in his skull.  He didn't die.

I know lots of people how have been nailed by them even I have come close
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