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Speaking of crimes
« on: January 18, 2008, 08:02:48 PM »
Had too much to drink last night.
There's blood on my bathroom floor,
and on my wall. I can't find an injury
to account for it. ???
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Re: Speaking of crimes
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2008, 08:03:22 PM »
Who was speaking of crimes!
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Re: Speaking of crimes
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2008, 08:10:13 PM »
Quote from: Little Red Riding Vulpix on January 18, 2008, 08:02:48 PM
Had too much to drink last night.
There's blood on my bathroom floor,
and on my wall. I can't find an injury
to account for it. ???

Obviously you got a hooker while she was on her period, grabbed her by her hair and spun her around above your head.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Speaking of crimes
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2008, 08:14:23 PM »
Wouldn't there be other traces?
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Re: Speaking of crimes
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2008, 12:00:47 AM »
Mystery solved. I'm having my period.
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Re: Speaking of crimes
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2008, 01:10:13 AM »
Quote from: Little Red Riding Vulpix on January 19, 2008, 12:00:47 AM
Mystery solved. I'm having my period.

And the hooker spun you around by your hair?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Speaking of crimes
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2008, 01:10:58 AM »
Quote from: Little Red Riding Vulpix on January 19, 2008, 12:00:47 AM
Mystery solved. I'm having my period.

MALEs can't have PERIODS!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :eyebrows:
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Re: Speaking of crimes
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2008, 01:14:38 AM »
Quote from: Peter on January 19, 2008, 01:10:13 AM
Quote from: Little Red Riding Vulpix on January 19, 2008, 12:00:47 AM
Mystery solved. I'm having my period.

And the hooker spun you around by your hair?

No. must've had blood on my hands.

Quote from: maldoror on January 19, 2008, 01:10:58 AM
Quote from: Little Red Riding Vulpix on January 19, 2008, 12:00:47 AM
Mystery solved. I'm having my period.

MALEs can't have PERIODS!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :eyebrows:

Yeah. That's what kept me from considering the
obvious. BUT, I have been PMSing. I suspect I've
just been slow to develop.
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Re: Speaking of crimes
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2008, 01:16:27 AM »
It's more likely you carved out a ditch where your genitals used to be.
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Re: Speaking of crimes
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2008, 01:17:57 AM »
No. They're still there.
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Re: Speaking of crimes
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2008, 04:49:33 AM »
burst yer arsegrapes?
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Re: Speaking of crimes
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2008, 08:37:10 AM »
Did you check under your bed for a body?
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Re: Speaking of crimes
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2008, 08:45:54 AM »
I woke up one day last week and couldn't find my glasses. After an hour of searching I found them underneath the settee; they were bent out of shape. I also headbutted the wall in my sleep that night. I blame Sigur Ros, i had been watching their DVD again, I am going to avoid watching it again for a week or so.
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Re: Speaking of crimes
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2008, 01:06:39 PM »
Quote from: parts on January 19, 2008, 08:37:10 AM
Did you check under your bed for a body?

I don't use a bed.
But, the cops haven't
come for me, so I'm probably
safe on that count.
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