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Offline Tom/Mutate

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Guys.....
« on: January 14, 2008, 04:53:55 PM »
An 18 year old female member of the pop band Girls Aloud claims to have slept with over 50 men online.   I do not know the band so I do not know what she looks like.  But, can anyone please tell me the site where female 18 year old pop stars offer sex?
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Re: Guys.....
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2008, 04:59:27 PM »
is that the ginger bitch./?

fuck em all
they suck
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Re: Guys.....
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2008, 05:02:19 PM »
I'd do her, but I am probably desperate.
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Re: Guys.....
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2008, 05:06:30 PM »
Quote from: Mutate on January 14, 2008, 04:53:55 PM
slept with over 50 men online. 

How dull.

I'd rather do some sex chat.  :-\

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« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2008, 05:06:45 PM »
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Re: Guys.....
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2008, 05:19:38 PM »
Quote from: Soph on January 14, 2008, 04:59:27 PM
is that the ginger bitch./?

fuck em all
they suck
That's the whole point of this thread :eyebrows:
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Re: Guys.....
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2008, 01:58:54 AM »
Quote from: Mutate on January 14, 2008, 04:53:55 PM
An 18 year old female member of the pop band Girls Aloud claims to have slept with over 50 men online.   I do not know the band so I do not know what she looks like.  But, can anyone please tell me the site where female 18 year old pop stars offer sex?

How do you sleep with someone online?
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Re: Guys.....
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2008, 02:55:30 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 15, 2008, 01:58:54 AM
Quote from: Mutate on January 14, 2008, 04:53:55 PM
An 18 year old female member of the pop band Girls Aloud claims to have slept with over 50 men online.   I do not know the band so I do not know what she looks like.  But, can anyone please tell me the site where female 18 year old pop stars offer sex?

How do you sleep with someone online?

More comfortably than sleeping with them offline.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Guys.....
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2008, 05:52:07 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 15, 2008, 01:58:54 AM
Quote from: Mutate on January 14, 2008, 04:53:55 PM
An 18 year old female member of the pop band Girls Aloud claims to have slept with over 50 men online.   I do not know the band so I do not know what she looks like.  But, can anyone please tell me the site where female 18 year old pop stars offer sex?

How do you sleep with someone online?

Sticky modem?
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Re: Guys.....
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2008, 06:03:31 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 15, 2008, 01:58:54 AM
Quote from: Mutate on January 14, 2008, 04:53:55 PM
An 18 year old female member of the pop band Girls Aloud claims to have slept with over 50 men online.   I do not know the band so I do not know what she looks like.  But, can anyone please tell me the site where female 18 year old pop stars offer sex?

How do you sleep with someone online?

I take it that masturbating yourself on webcam constitues as sleeping, I guess.
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Re: Guys.....
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2008, 08:34:38 AM »
Let me rephrase that.  What I mean is, she meets them online, then invites them back to hers for sex, the lucky buggers.
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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2008, 08:48:40 AM »
Quote from: Mutate on January 15, 2008, 08:34:38 AM
Let me rephrase that.  What I mean is, she meets them online, then invites them back to hers for sex, the lucky buggers.

I bet it's the blonde one.
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Re: Guys.....
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2008, 08:51:05 AM »
It would be nice to meet a woman like that online at least once haha.   I wonder how long she will go until she gets a seriously bad STD.
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:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Guys.....
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2008, 10:20:57 AM »
I cannot believe there is any real young female on an internet hookup site, let alone a famous pop star.  I hope she gives me an STD someday.
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Re: Guys.....
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2008, 11:36:54 AM »
There was some chav skank on the tv last night, who'd shagged 40 guys in the past 2 years and hadn't used a condom with any of them.  I only caught a bit of it, so I don't know her age, but she looked 16-18.  They sent her off to the STD clinic, since she'd had an itchy minge for the past 3 months or so, but I didn't see what the results were.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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