Things we've done, so that others don't have to.

[The_P]

Having a girl ride on you whilst taking a shit in the john.

First of all, post things you've actually done. You've never had a girl ride on you, period.

Second, having a girl ride on me whilst I was taking a crap is something I'd say everybody 'has to' experience for themselves!

First of all, I lied. So what?  Cry me a river because I don't care.

And second, I'm not going to answer your Call Out thread, period.

 

Ownage.

[vodz]

Is there a word for self cannibalism?

[Alex179]

Don't take 4 capfuls of GHB then freebase some coke and then play Virtua Fighter.

[vodz]

Don't take 4 capfuls of GHB then freebase some coke and then play Virtua Fighter.

edit- that sounded pretty full on at first, then I realised G and coke do quite opposite things, so the combination may have no effect.

On the other hand, staying awake whilst on sleepy medication can produce strong hallucinations I hear...

[Callaway]

27.  Don't stick a magnet on the TV screen.

[Rabbit From Hell]

27.  Don't stick a magnet on the TV screen.

Fucks up the TV forever.

Even affter multiple degaussings it still is fucked up.

[Tesla]

28.  The running of the bulls in Pamplona takes place early in the morning... if you drink too much, and spend the night sharing a sleeping bag with a french woman in the park... you might miss it.

[maldoror]

29. If you can help it, do not try to sleep in an airport terminal.

[vodz]

29. If you can help it, do not try to sleep in an airport terminal.

29.a)
Especially not when you are sitting right in front of the boarding gate and the flight leaves in half an hour.

[odeon]

30. And when you go through customs, don't joke about being a carrier for the Colombians. (My brother did this.  )

[Callaway]

30. And when you go through customs, don't joke about being a carrier for the Colombians. (My brother did this.  )

 :lol:

What happened?  Did he get an extremely thorough search?

[odeon]

The works.

[Calandale]

31. EVEN if you ARE transporting
weapons across the Canadian border,
don't admit to it.

[Pyraxis]

Or any other border, for that matter.

And take the damn things out of your carry-on bag.

[Alex179]

Don't take 4 capfuls of GHB then freebase some coke and then play Virtua Fighter.

edit- that sounded pretty full on at first, then I realised G and coke do quite opposite things, so the combination may have no effect.

On the other hand, staying awake whilst on sleepy medication can produce strong hallucinations I hear...

The coke just kept me awake through all the GHB.   I would have normally passed out and woke up in a pool of my own vomit from that much GHB.   It sure did have an effect as I remember everything lol.   Normally I wouldn't be able to play Virtua Fighter on that much G.   All of the 3D spinning sure didn't help my stomach haha.