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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2008, 07:46:55 AM »
16. Light bulbs break if you grip them too hard.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2008, 11:06:00 AM »
17. Pants go on before shoes.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2008, 11:07:52 AM »
18. underpants under pants
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2008, 11:19:27 AM »
19  You much more likely to dislocate your shoulder than pull the handset off a pay phone
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2008, 11:22:09 AM »
20. Mice piss when frightened. Mouths are scary places
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2008, 11:48:43 AM »
21.  If your nose itches, rubbing it with an easily-shreddable kleenex can make the problem worse.

(I really need to stop forgetting this and stick with handkerchiefs or napkins when it gets bad)
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2008, 03:04:28 PM »
22. Don't wipe your penis with TP.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2008, 06:32:28 PM »
23. hearing damage is permanent.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2008, 07:02:18 PM »
24  When machinery has warning stickers that say "Do Not Touch Hot Surfaces" it is not a dare
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2008, 03:03:49 AM »
Having a girl ride on you whilst taking a shit in the john.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2008, 03:24:51 AM »
Quote from: King of the Jungle on January 14, 2008, 03:03:49 AM
Having a girl ride on you whilst taking a shit in the john.
First of all, post things you've actually done. You've never had a girl ride on you, period.

Second, having a girl ride on me whilst I was taking a crap is something I'd say everybody 'has to' experience for themselves!
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2008, 03:35:32 AM »
25 When the cat flops on the floor and stretches out exposing her belly, she does not want a belly rub
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2008, 03:36:21 AM »
26 One should never touch a cat when she is pointy side up
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2008, 04:03:16 AM »
Quote from: P=ghey on January 14, 2008, 03:24:51 AM
Quote from: King of the Jungle on January 14, 2008, 03:03:49 AM
Having a girl ride on you whilst taking a shit in the john.
First of all, post things you've actually done. You've never had a girl ride on you, period.

Second, having a girl ride on me whilst I was taking a crap is something I'd say everybody 'has to' experience for themselves!


First of all, I lied. So what?  Cry me a river because I don't care.

And second, I'm not going to answer your Call Out thread, period.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2008, 04:20:53 AM »
Quote from: King of the Jungle on January 14, 2008, 04:03:16 AM
Quote from: P=ghey on January 14, 2008, 03:24:51 AM
Quote from: King of the Jungle on January 14, 2008, 03:03:49 AM
Having a girl ride on you whilst taking a shit in the john.
First of all, post things you've actually done. You've never had a girl ride on you, period.

Second, having a girl ride on me whilst I was taking a crap is something I'd say everybody 'has to' experience for themselves!


First of all, I lied. So what?  Cry me a river because I don't care.

And second, I'm not going to answer your Call Out thread, period.
:chicken:
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This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."
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