Things we've done, so that others don't have to.

[Peter]

Or any other border, for that matter.

And take the damn things out of your carry-on bag.

Carry-on bags are for sissies.  Real men holster a small armoury under their trenchcoat and proudly display it to the guards before letting rip.

[Calandale]

[vodz]

Don't take 4 capfuls of GHB then freebase some coke and then play Virtua Fighter.

edit- that sounded pretty full on at first, then I realised G and coke do quite opposite things, so the combination may have no effect.

On the other hand, staying awake whilst on sleepy medication can produce strong hallucinations I hear...

The coke just kept me awake through all the GHB.   I would have normally passed out and woke up in a pool of my own vomit from that much GHB.   It sure did have an effect as I remember everything lol.   Normally I wouldn't be able to play Virtua Fighter on that much G.   All of the 3D spinning sure didn't help my stomach haha.

G is one drug I will not touch. (I say that but if I was offered it, and had nothing better to take, I'd probably do it. Just can't say 'no'.)
I have seen a girl down, rolling around in spazms. It took a few buckets of water to get her verbal. Nasty nasty shit.

[Al Swearegen]

32: Do not try to relive your schoolboy high jumping glory days by impressing your drunken mates by frosby flopping over cycle path barriers after an OctoberFest. (My "mates" had been slipping schnapps into my stein mug all night). I had no idea. The german beer was disgusting and tasted worse as the night dragged on.

[Calandale]

33. 1 liter is NOT a single serving
for 80 proof alcohol.

(another one I can't seem to learn  )

[vodz]

34. Do not bother trying to get high from nutmeg. The taste should be warning enough.

[Calandale]

35. Never smoke sawdust in your pipe.
Especially from treated wood.

[duncvis]

35a. on a related note, post-its are not a workable substitute for Rizlas.

[Alex179]

Don't take 4 capfuls of GHB then freebase some coke and then play Virtua Fighter.

edit- that sounded pretty full on at first, then I realised G and coke do quite opposite things, so the combination may have no effect.

On the other hand, staying awake whilst on sleepy medication can produce strong hallucinations I hear...

The coke just kept me awake through all the GHB.   I would have normally passed out and woke up in a pool of my own vomit from that much GHB.   It sure did have an effect as I remember everything lol.   Normally I wouldn't be able to play Virtua Fighter on that much G.   All of the 3D spinning sure didn't help my stomach haha.

G is one drug I will not touch. (I say that but if I was offered it, and had nothing better to take, I'd probably do it. Just can't say 'no'.)
I have seen a girl down, rolling around in spazms. It took a few buckets of water to get her verbal. Nasty nasty shit.

My friend Doug shit and pissed his pants that night.   We poured water on his head too lol.   He was pretty damn non responsive for a while.   It was really scary.   I was busy throwing up in a trash can most of the night, puking blood due to dry heaves after a while.

36.  Do not date the daughter of any of your parents' friends.   Especially if you hate her father in the first place.

[Parts]

37 Don't assume those newly installed wires are not hooked up yet because nothing else is, so don't just grab them by the bare ends

[Kosmonaut]

38. Tampons are not a good substitute for Rizlas either.

[Calandale]

39. People break.

[nirrti]

40.  If you're lactose-intolerant, do not drink a 32 ounce chocolate milkshake at the beginning of your work day.

[El]

30. And when you go through customs, don't joke about being a carrier for the Colombians. (My brother did this.  )

 :lol:

What happened?  Did he get an extremely thorough search?

The works.

Lol!  Poor guy.  At least he prolly got a good story though.

Or any other border, for that matter.

And take the damn things out of your carry-on bag.

Carry-on bags are for sissies.  Real men holster a small armoury under their trenchcoat and proudly display it to the guards before letting rip.

[El]

41.  If you MUST pick your SO way up off the floor as a way of greeting them, be careful putting them back down again.

42.  There's not a hell of a lot you can do for a sprained/broken toe.

(Lessons from from my friend and her husband- #39 reminded me.  Especially unfortunate for her because she likes to wear high heels, and she's stuck in more comfortable shoes until her foot's back to 100%.)