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Offline Calandale

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Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« on: January 12, 2008, 05:22:30 PM »
Just a little place to put our accumulated
little errors down.


1. Cat's ears don't taste as good
as they look.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2008, 05:37:32 PM »
2  Nails don't pull out of your hand as easy as they go in
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2008, 05:42:53 PM »
3. Automatic staplers work,
even with a very light touch.
And they work fully.

No need to test them
on your finger.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2008, 06:31:09 PM »
4. Flying shoes can break the ceiling
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2008, 06:53:15 PM »
5. Shoes are helpful,
when walking through
glass. (I just CAN'T seem
to get this one through my
head)
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2008, 08:06:45 PM »
6. A spoonfull of powdered coffee doesn't taste as good as it smells.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2008, 08:16:56 PM »
7. When a club paints over all the coin scratched graffiti, that doesn't necessarily mean they view it as a clean slate to be decorated.

 (this one hurt. An ape carried me out by the back of the shirt to be corrected... in my defence I was only 17 :P )
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2008, 09:18:02 PM »
8. Scented markers don't taste anything
like you'd expect.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2008, 11:05:54 PM »
9.  Paint chips aren't a healthy snack.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2008, 11:14:09 PM »
10. Don't put pretzels up your nose.

(Hey, I was 5)
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2008, 11:20:09 PM »
11.  Lying is usually the best policy.  Honesty just fucks you over.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2008, 12:03:24 AM »
12. Your friends don't want to taste your boogers.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2008, 05:59:11 AM »
13. Never assume the cordial has already been watered down.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2008, 06:04:55 AM »
14. Don't masturbate after chopping up Habaneros.
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Re: Things we've done, so that others don't have to.
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2008, 07:33:40 AM »
15. don't drink a bottle of DXM-containing cough syrup.
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