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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« on: January 06, 2008, 06:46:23 AM »
Happy birthday Randy! Don't overdo it on the ginger. I heard from a friend of a bloke down the pub's uncle that too much can make your cock drop off.  :police:

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2008, 07:07:25 AM »
Happy b-day.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2008, 07:46:23 AM »
Many happy returns  :plus:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2008, 09:12:35 AM »
Yes, Happy Birthday Randy.
 :party:

Treat yourself to maximum ginseng dosage and have an extra special wank.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2008, 09:17:47 AM »
Happy Birthday, Randy! :)
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2008, 11:20:57 AM »


Happy Birthday, Randy!



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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2008, 11:58:02 AM »
Hope you get laid for your birthday Randy.

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2008, 01:54:46 PM »
I already did, been so since 3 days a go.  Ginger, dandelion root, ginseng, ginko biloba, and a bunch of other supporting nutrients.
I am running an experiment, to help keep my potency to max for all day desire.  I am pretty sure when sperm counts are high, that is a time I need to jack off.  Ginger does it instantly some how.  Ginseng acts by dilating blood vessels for an errection, and has percursor for testosterone.  Powdered ginger is in a form that digests fast, and significantly raises sperm count and motility, jessus christ.  When you count the fact it takes 2 days at least of some sorts to bring counts to optimal...  Hmmm......
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2008, 01:56:15 PM »
I am not getting any today.

Waiting for someone I guess, I rarely get attention from her.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2008, 02:08:23 PM »
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on January 06, 2008, 01:56:15 PM
I rarely get attention from her.

Perhaps you should seek someone else
out then?
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2008, 03:48:18 PM »
 :agreed:

Plenty of fish out there and all that..
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2008, 04:06:11 PM »
Plus, a good fish can be an easy fuck.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2008, 04:12:07 PM »
The dead ones, certainly. The live ones can be slippery.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2008, 04:33:10 PM »
Happy Birthday

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RANDY!!
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2008, 04:44:12 PM »
Searched for a fish fuck,
but this was worth posting,
I guess:

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