There ya go:

I want to be Senior Advocate of Pea Lovin
That photo would have to be my worst nightmare....a rat of the sky (ie pigeon) flapping on my head and dropping a load of shit....ugg.
I've been shit on twice by birds....the first time scarred me for life and I'm sure that's why I hate them, it was at a bird sanctuary where they flap around and you feed them bread and honey from a plate (albeit while they shit all the fuck over you apparently).