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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #660 on: March 31, 2011, 07:39:08 PM »
The Parakeet incident would have happened with a strict mod. The only chance of avoiding it would have been with a lenient mod. At first I only wanted to go onto WP and make some insinuations about his sexuality, while remaining largely within the TOS. The reason I ended up going way over the top, and created all the fake profiles was because Lee was acting as his personal bodyguard and not allowing me to say anything that Parakeet would dislike.

For anybody that hasn't seen any of the fake profiles, this was my favourite. It was placed on a swingers site.

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BenJakiFournier

Christian couple in Minneapolis with own bondage chamber, looking for likeminded souls

Hi. We're a Conservative Christian couple who live our lives for Our Lord Jesus Christ, who remained virgins until our wedding night. We've both realized that we would like to push the bouderies of our sexuality to the absolute limits. We've recently installed a bondage chamber in our house, complete with a full size crucifix.
We're looking for fellow Christian couples who like, or are interested in trying bondage.
We also enjoy watersports, swinging and swapping, and love bible play. For those of you unfamiliar with the term it means dressing up and pretending to be various characters  from the bible. Last month my wife dressed up as The Virgin Mary, while I dressed up as Jesus and some of our guy friends dressed up as the disciples and we took turns at fucking her senseless.

We believe that Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a valid form of love.


i bet there really are people out there into "bible play". Ive seen kinkier.

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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #661 on: March 31, 2011, 07:49:06 PM »
The Parakeet incident would have happened with a strict mod. The only chance of avoiding it would have been with a lenient mod. At first I only wanted to go onto WP and make some insinuations about his sexuality, while remaining largely within the TOS. The reason I ended up going way over the top, and created all the fake profiles was because Lee was acting as his personal bodyguard and not allowing me to say anything that Parakeet would dislike.

For anybody that hasn't seen any of the fake profiles, this was my favourite. It was placed on a swingers site.

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BenJakiFournier

Christian couple in Minneapolis with own bondage chamber, looking for likeminded souls

Hi. We're a Conservative Christian couple who live our lives for Our Lord Jesus Christ, who remained virgins until our wedding night. We've both realized that we would like to push the bouderies of our sexuality to the absolute limits. We've recently installed a bondage chamber in our house, complete with a full size crucifix.
We're looking for fellow Christian couples who like, or are interested in trying bondage.
We also enjoy watersports, swinging and swapping, and love bible play. For those of you unfamiliar with the term it means dressing up and pretending to be various characters  from the bible. Last month my wife dressed up as The Virgin Mary, while I dressed up as Jesus and some of our guy friends dressed up as the disciples and we took turns at fucking her senseless.

We believe that Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a valid form of love.


i bet there really are people out there into "bible play". Ive seen kinkier.

I'd never heard of it. It would be so great if I started a new craze amongst evangelical christians :green:


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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #662 on: April 01, 2011, 09:53:13 AM »
Pfft , the whole situation would have been FUNNIER if QM was a mod , you can bet I'd try to trap him too  :zoinks:

BTW , I'm going to be reading up on this fellow he sounds fun to mess with  :orly:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #663 on: April 17, 2011, 10:35:07 AM »
Is "Elitest Aspie of the Aspie Elite" taken?

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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #664 on: April 17, 2011, 10:41:48 AM »
Is "Elitest Aspie of the Aspie Elite" taken?

I don't think so :toporly:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #665 on: April 17, 2011, 10:57:19 AM »
Is "Elitest Aspie of the Aspie Elite" taken?

It is now.

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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #666 on: May 07, 2011, 11:00:55 AM »
"Everyone Except Les Wants To Fuck Me"



(which won head and shoulders above any other suggestion, lol)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #667 on: May 07, 2011, 11:27:43 AM »
"Everyone Except Les Wants To Fuck Me"



(which won head and shoulders above any other suggestion, lol)

Done.

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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #668 on: May 07, 2011, 03:30:56 PM »
:laugh: It's a fun title.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #669 on: May 07, 2011, 03:40:36 PM »
Thank you, thank you :roses:

I'm also available for baby naming, should anyone request it

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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #670 on: May 07, 2011, 03:41:52 PM »
"Spammiest Spammer of the Aspie Elite" maybe?  :zoinks:

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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #671 on: May 07, 2011, 03:43:12 PM »
I don't want a custom title - people use it to work out who you are when you change your name and picture :tinfoil:

I prefer to confuse people and make them check my profile  :angel:

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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #672 on: May 07, 2011, 04:32:29 PM »
Thank you, thank you :roses:

I'm also available for baby naming, should anyone request it

Give me a girl and a boy off the top of your head.   :thumbup:

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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #673 on: May 07, 2011, 04:34:00 PM »
Ernie and Gertrude

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Re: Custom tag requests
« Reply #674 on: May 07, 2011, 04:35:08 PM »
Ernie and Gertrude

I regretfully inform you that I will not be needing your services this time around, but thank you for your application and I will keep you in mind should further needs arise.  :thumbup: