Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread

[renaeden]

I think you have been here long enough....

Did you go to school in WA? If so which ones?

[Calandale]

Ah. Western Australia, not Washington. 

[renaeden]

Yes, type WA and everyone thinks I am from Washington. Has happened a number of times.

[Al Swearegen]

Actually wondering about that. Did not want to be too presumptuous. But yeah honestly, I am not subtle, shy or really worried about social mores or embarrassment. Ask me any fucking thing....so long as you expect an honest answer that has the grace of a hippo doing ballet (My ex-wife for example).
Thanks Renaeden.
Warwick Senior High School (1984-1987)
Correspondence - Year traveling around Australia
East Hamersley Primary(1979-1982)
Glendale Primary (1977-1978)

[Calandale]

Warwick Senior High School (1984-1987)

Me too. Sorta.

Without the senior bit.

[renaeden]

All up north of the river.
What was the year traveling around like? Was it hard to go back to regular school afterwards?

[Al Swearegen]

I hated school. I loved the flexibility of correspondence. My little brother and I used to knock off our school work in the morning, go down the street, but and icecream and a comic and sit out the local school and piss off the local school kids.
"What are ya doing?"
"Ummm...I don't know eating a delicious icecream ad reading an X-Men comic"
"Why aren't you at school?"
"Don't need to be in school and I have a great comic to read and icecream to eat......Oh that was your siren....enjoy the rest off your day we might hang out here for a bit then go dow to the playground or shops before you guys come out......Oh here comes a teacher. I guess you'd better run along."

The traveling bit was good and but and boring and interesting and many other things. I will say that we had 3 tapes which my folks played over and over and over for hours on end going from point a to point b. Two Slim Dusty tapes and one Kenny Rogers tape. I can sing any of those songs of by heart. I hate Slim Dusty and abhor Kenny Rogers.

[renaeden]

I hated school. I loved the flexibility of correspondence. My little brother and I used to knock off our school work in the morning, go down the street, but and icecream and a comic and sit out the local school and piss off the local school kids.
"What are ya doing?"
"Ummm...I don't know eating a delicious icecream ad reading an X-Men comic"
"Why aren't you at school?"
"Don't need to be in school and I have a great comic to read and icecream to eat......Oh that was your siren....enjoy the rest off your day we might hang out here for a bit then go dow to the playground or shops before you guys come out......Oh here comes a teacher. I guess you'd better run along."

[Al Swearegen]

Warwick Senior High School (1984-1987)

Me too. Sorta.

Without the senior bit.

Oh the Senior was for no real reason I don't think. It may have sounded better but it made fuck all difference to the school.

[renaeden]

They say Senior because there are Years 11 and 12 going there. Some schools have only up to Year 10.

[Al Swearegen]

They do? OK. That makes sense.

[Calandale]

What's the most erotic thing you've done,
with a member of your own gender?

[Al Swearegen]

Good question! Unfortunately my answer as truthful as it is, is pretty dull.

Watching a porno with mates is about as close to a communal male erotic experience as I have had.

Any questions on my sexuality or sexual experiences are likely to be just as piss weak.

I did almost have a threesome with a girl at a nightclub and my friend but that fell through . The conversation was really interesting. Just talking about sex and what our preferences were, etc. How the hell we got onto the subject or who bought it up I dunno? A while later she walked off. I decided she was not interested and told my mate I would see him at work on Monday and went in search of a taxi.
The next Monday he came into work saying "Mate where did you go on Monday one minute you there, next you weren't, and the next that blonde chick was there asking for you and wanting a threesome with both of us."

He was keen but she wanted the package and on realising I wasn't coming back, faded into the crowd leaving Jason really pissed off with me.

I asked him if he would have been up for it and he reckoned he would have been. We keep an eye out for her but never saw her after that.

[Calandale]

Good question! Unfortunately my answer as truthful as it is, is pretty dull.

Watching a porno with mates is about as close to a communal male erotic experience as I have had.

masturbating, or not?
Always felt weird to me,
to watch a porno, without.
But, THAT was too much for
my prudish nature. 

We keep an eye out for her but never saw her after that.

Aww. Nice story though.

[Al Swearegen]

No not masturbating. Told you I was dull

Yes a very romantic story. Shame the ending could not have had a romantic ending with the nice young lady getting  sandwiched, but I did say I would be honest