I don't understand why you attack me unprovoked. I don't much care why either.
It is sometimes entertaining but mostly annoying.
Therefore I propose you keep it up in a centralised location. For this I suggest the Main Event area.
I will even let you take the first swing.
This way I can access your verbal diarrhea when I feel the need for some light entertainment, but ignore it for the most part.
Love,
vodzy