Annoyed by post-Xmas crowds?

[Silk]

I shop early, so we heathens beat the church crowds.

[garmonbozia]

Monty Python's Flying Circus whole series box set

You should be happy! 

Indeed I am.  Now I've got to be sure to watch it when I'm not going to crash asleep on the couch, which is what happened while I was watching the first episode on the first disk.

With all this bird talk, I might mention that there are peacocks roaming freely at the place where I volunteer on Sunday mornings.  For a creature with such a tiny head, they damn sure are loud.  I've heard some places use them in place of guard dogs for that very reason.  Ever seen an albino peacock?  I saw one once, just wandering along a sidewalk with its flock.  (This town being in a subtropical climate, weird birds living feral is nothing unusual.)

Why do crows piss you off?  It's pigeons that get up in the rafters and shit all over everything.  (Funny how someone replied with "crows", meaning "crowds", and now we're talking about birds.)

[Calandale]

Knew a place where they had a peacock and a turkey,
the peacock used to maul the tom.


Spam wanders onward.

[enronh]

Monty Python's Flying Circus whole series box set

You should be happy! 

Indeed I am.  Now I've got to be sure to watch it when I'm not going to crash asleep on the couch, which is what happened while I was watching the first episode on the first disk.

With all this bird talk, I might mention that there are peacocks roaming freely at the place where I volunteer on Sunday mornings.  For a creature with such a tiny head, they damn sure are loud.  I've heard some places use them in place of guard dogs for that very reason.  Ever seen an albino peacock?  I saw one once, just wandering along a sidewalk with its flock.  (This town being in a subtropical climate, weird birds living feral is nothing unusual.)

Why do crows piss you off?  It's pigeons that get up in the rafters and shit all over everything.  (Funny how someone replied with "crows", meaning "crowds", and now we're talking about birds.)

     Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
     rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
     bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!   

[garmonbozia]

A reference to the Dead Parrot sketch.    I should've known somebody'd mention that, Monty Python and birds and all.  

[renaeden]

Pretty.

[Calandale]

Bitchy though.

[Kosmonaut]

Puts the fear into me. Don't know why 
That's a big one though.

[Rabbit From Hell]

The irritation is not limited to post-holiday crowds.  ALL CROWDS SUCK!!!

[Soph]

wow thats some serious massiveness

there were some of them walking around in the bit you can get out of your cat in in knowsley safari park

[renaeden]

I found out this:

The White Peacock is frequently mistaken for an albino, but it is a colour variety of Indian Blue Peacock. Its white colour makes it looks really magnificent and elegant.

[Kosmonaut]

wow thats some serious massiveness

there were some of them walking around in the bit you can get out of your cat in in knowsley safari park

That's where i got chased by one.
Fucking nasty birds.

[Calandale]

The White Peacock is frequently mistaken for an albino, but it is a colour variety of Indian Blue Peacock. Its white colour makes it looks really magnificent and elegant.

He's beautiful.

[renaeden]

wow thats some serious massiveness

there were some of them walking around in the bit you can get out of your cat in in knowsley safari park

That's where i got chased by one.
Fucking nasty birds.

I have had bad experiences with swans, I think they are nasty as well. They peck you horribly even as you are trying to feed them. I won't go near them anymore.

[Calandale]

Swans can be pretty bad.
Some geese too.

I still like them.