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Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« on: December 27, 2007, 11:33:16 PM »
Sir_Les_Patterson I know you are Australian but that is all.

Please talk about yourself here.
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Re: Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2007, 12:09:02 AM »
You've been told!

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Re: Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2007, 07:30:02 AM »
Oh shit!
*Shades his eyes from the interrogation lamp*

OK. Me. I am a diagnosed 37 yr old Aussie aspie bloke and father of two (10 year old HFA son & 7 year old NT daughter)

I post regular on the WP chatrooms when they are not banning me. I used to post on WP. I post regularly on AFF. I post occassionally on other blogs.

Why i2? This place has a bad rep as a nasty place filled with opinionated, sarcastic, trolling, foul-mouthed degenerates. It sounded like fun. I really like it here.
I enjoy posting here. I am not overly sensitive or bothered giving or taking a sledging and the prospect of not getting banned is appealing.

I am not particularly serious here or in the chatrooms. I am a pretty easygoing bloke and can laugh at myself as much as I laugh at others.

RGat's about it for me. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. I am really not that dinkum.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2007, 08:06:49 AM »
Oh shit!
*Shades his eyes from the interrogation lamp*

Where were you on the night of October 12th of last year!?  :police:
:P

OK. Me. I am a diagnosed 37 yr old Aussie aspie bloke and father of two (10 year old HFA son & 7 year old NT daughter)

What's it like being a parent?

Why i2? This place has a bad rep as a nasty place filled with opinionated, sarcastic, trolling, foul-mouthed degenerates. It sounded like fun. I really like it here.
I enjoy posting here. I am not overly sensitive or bothered giving or taking a sledging and the prospect of not getting banned is appealing.

Welcome to the Hellmouth. Or so said Joss Whedon.

I am not particularly serious here or in the chatrooms. I am a pretty easygoing bloke and can laugh at myself as much as I laugh at others.

Ahh...You have stumbled upon the secret of happiness...I think.

RGat's about it for me. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. I am really not that dinkum.

What's an RGat?

"dinkum" eh? Must be Aussie. From which part to you hail?

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Re: Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2007, 12:16:22 PM »
what is your favorite food?

what is your favorite color?
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Re: Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2007, 09:25:29 PM »
Oh shit!
*Shades his eyes from the interrogation lamp*

Where were you on the night of October 12th of last year!?  :police:
:P

OK. Me. I am a diagnosed 37 yr old Aussie aspie bloke and father of two (10 year old HFA son & 7 year old NT daughter)

What's it like being a parent?

Why i2? This place has a bad rep as a nasty place filled with opinionated, sarcastic, trolling, foul-mouthed degenerates. It sounded like fun. I really like it here.
I enjoy posting here. I am not overly sensitive or bothered giving or taking a sledging and the prospect of not getting banned is appealing.

Welcome to the Hellmouth. Or so said Joss Whedon.

I am not particularly serious here or in the chatrooms. I am a pretty easygoing bloke and can laugh at myself as much as I laugh at others.

Ahh...You have stumbled upon the secret of happiness...I think.

RGat's about it for me. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. I am really not that dinkum.

What's an RGat?

"dinkum" eh? Must be Aussie. From which part to you hail?

I was not with that sheep and you can't prove it (I wore a condom)

What's I like being a parent. Crap! I moved from WA to ACT for better schooling for my little boy. He lives with his Mum. I moved separately and that change was a biggie (Those that live in Europe about the same distance as Dublin to Turkey). The cost to move and reestablish et al, was about $25000 after two months here with access my ex cracked the shits and stopped my access to them. No orders in place so I had to go through the whole pre-court and court processes to get access with after 9 months and $6000 I have finally got. So being a parent for the last 9 months has sucked arse. The next nine months should be very good.

Hellmouth? I dunno it seems like a bunch of mates have a chat and a couple of drinks.


Yeah I can go off and the fact that I am opinionated and arrogant, and I treat everyone as equals has tended to get me in strife. That and the fact that I am not exactly the subtlest of people even amongst other aspies. (mind you here that won't be too problematic) Apart from that I am reasonably content

Dinkum. Yeah. right. That means honestly and seriously Not bullshitting).

RGat's = typing in the dark because you haven't bothered replacing any of the missing light bulbs.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2007, 10:09:32 PM »
Thank you for posting here. Will you get an avatar? I don't mean that as an order. Erm, it sort of seems like one.

I am glad there is another Australian here.
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Re: Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2007, 10:38:04 PM »
what is your favorite food?

what is your favorite color?

Bourbon and cola and fajitas

Bourbon and cola and the colour black.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2007, 10:52:00 PM »
^I think you will fit right in on Intensity. :)
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Re: Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2007, 11:34:25 PM »
Do you want to join the rotating
profiles club?  :laugh:

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Re: Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2007, 11:42:47 PM »
Do you want to join the Aspie Elite and get a Secret Decoder Ring and a cool custom title?

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Re: Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2007, 01:09:30 AM »
 :indeed:

Secret decoder ring! Can I use that when I am drinking?

Yes please to all of the above. Being a self-confessed computer dickhead, I know next to nothing about how to get avatar and go on rotating profile, or what aspie elitism entails.

I am putty in your hands.....be gentle on me.  >:D
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2007, 01:27:41 AM »
:indeed:

Secret decoder ring! Can I use that when I am drinking?

Yes please to all of the above. Being a self-confessed computer dickhead, I know next to nothing about how to get avatar and go on rotating profile, or what aspie elitism entails.

I am putty in your hands.....be gentle on me.  >:D

Your Secret Decoder Ring is on its way.

You can do the rotating profile thing or not, as you choose.

If you have a picture you want for your avatar, I can show you how to use it, as long as it isn't too big.

The software resizes pictures for avatars, but there are limits.

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Re: Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2007, 02:33:41 AM »
Should we tell les about the poison?

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Re: Sir_Les_Patterson Introduce Yourself!
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2007, 03:04:30 AM »
Should we tell les about the poison?

That is just your imagination running rampant.  There is no poison in the Secret Decoder Ring.

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