I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.
You'd be surprised.
Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. 
I forgot all about that :lol:
Possibly one of the funniest threads I've read on here.

I actually saved the pics you were planning to use as part of your "protest" on my computer. :lol: