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Offline Phallacy

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #45 on: October 17, 2011, 03:12:33 PM »
Something might get "lost" alright. I heard about a chick who used a carrot as a dildo, it cut a hole in the wall of her vagina and it killed her. :zoinks:
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #46 on: October 17, 2011, 03:16:52 PM »
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 17, 2011, 03:09:14 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

You'd be surprised.
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #47 on: October 17, 2011, 03:32:04 PM »
Quote from: Adam on October 17, 2011, 03:02:09 PM
because it belongs in the IMMATURE sex section



Maybe they should make that a new section.
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #48 on: October 17, 2011, 03:44:22 PM »
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 17, 2011, 03:09:14 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

Only the highest quality plastic toys for Penty's vagina  :M
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #49 on: October 17, 2011, 03:52:05 PM »
lol
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #50 on: October 17, 2011, 04:18:41 PM »
Quote from: Binty on October 17, 2011, 03:16:52 PM
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 17, 2011, 03:09:14 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

You'd be surprised.

Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #51 on: October 17, 2011, 04:28:38 PM »
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 17, 2011, 03:44:22 PM
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 17, 2011, 03:09:14 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

Only the highest quality plastic toys for Penty's vagina  :M

You meant anus, right? Right?!? >:(
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #52 on: October 17, 2011, 04:29:34 PM »
Quote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 17, 2011, 04:18:41 PM
Quote from: Binty on October 17, 2011, 03:16:52 PM
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 17, 2011, 03:09:14 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

You'd be surprised.

Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:

I forgot all about that  :lol:
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #53 on: October 17, 2011, 04:31:25 PM »
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 17, 2011, 04:28:38 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 17, 2011, 03:44:22 PM
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 17, 2011, 03:09:14 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

Only the highest quality plastic toys for Penty's vagina  :M

You meant anus, right? Right?!? >:(

Whatever floats yer boat
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Offline Squidusa

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #54 on: October 17, 2011, 04:32:44 PM »
Quote from: Binty on October 17, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 17, 2011, 04:18:41 PM
Quote from: Binty on October 17, 2011, 03:16:52 PM
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 17, 2011, 03:09:14 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

You'd be surprised.

Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:

I forgot all about that  :lol:

Possibly one of the funniest threads I've read on here.  :laugh:

I actually saved the pics you were planning to use as part of your "protest" on my computer.  :lol:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #55 on: October 17, 2011, 04:33:30 PM »
Quote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 17, 2011, 04:32:44 PM
Quote from: Binty on October 17, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 17, 2011, 04:18:41 PM
Quote from: Binty on October 17, 2011, 03:16:52 PM
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 17, 2011, 03:09:14 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

You'd be surprised.

Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:

I forgot all about that  :lol:

Possibly one of the funniest threads I've read on here.  :laugh:

I actually saved the pics you were planning to use as part of your "protest" on my computer.  :lol:

Link?
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #56 on: October 17, 2011, 04:46:28 PM »
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 17, 2011, 04:33:30 PM
Quote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 17, 2011, 04:32:44 PM
Quote from: Binty on October 17, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: Vampire Squiddy From Hell on October 17, 2011, 04:18:41 PM
Quote from: Binty on October 17, 2011, 03:16:52 PM
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on October 17, 2011, 03:09:14 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

You'd be surprised.

Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:

I forgot all about that  :lol:

Possibly one of the funniest threads I've read on here.  :laugh:

I actually saved the pics you were planning to use as part of your "protest" on my computer.  :lol:

Link?

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,12418.0.html
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #57 on: October 17, 2011, 05:04:27 PM »
in manchester recently me and Matt saw a dog carrying a lucozade bottle
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #58 on: October 17, 2011, 05:06:34 PM »
Quote from: Adam on October 17, 2011, 05:04:27 PM
in manchester recently me and Matt saw a dog carrying a lucozade bottle

In it's mouth?  :orly:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #59 on: October 17, 2011, 05:07:00 PM »
yeh hopefully it hadnt been up anyone's arse or in anyones vaginanar
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