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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2007, 05:48:30 AM »
thankyew. :toporly:
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2007, 06:56:01 AM »
I would prefer a toy that looked like a penis than a penis that looked like a toy
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2007, 07:41:27 AM »
Quote from: Fucked By Ringo on December 27, 2007, 02:16:22 AM
Wow Spokane thats cool! i need a toy like that!

They make special ones for the purpose.  No need to use plastic construction blocks.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2007, 09:16:05 AM »
Spokane post a picture of you fucking it.
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2007, 10:13:59 AM »
Or one of you fucking your bf with it.  :laugh:
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2007, 10:23:30 AM »
I'd rather see her boyfriend fucking her with it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #36 on: December 27, 2007, 12:23:04 PM »
Quote from: Hastur on December 27, 2007, 09:16:05 AM
Spokane post a picture of you fucking it.
Yeah, do that. 

We don't need to have the boyfriend in the photograph.   Doesn't matter either way though, as long as someone gets fucked by it and posts the pic on teh internets.
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2008, 08:37:49 PM »
Quote from: Soph on December 25, 2007, 06:37:50 PM
they seem to do this a lot

i read about them weird vibrating harry potter broomsticks that they had to stop selling or something because people's older sisters were using them  :orly:
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does that mean they are going to have to stop selling electric toothbrushes because people turn them around and use them for pleasure on other body parts?

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2008, 09:13:50 PM »
Anybody remember the ET fingers that lit up?
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #39 on: October 17, 2011, 02:52:01 PM »
Why oh why did I follow Adam here  :zombiefuck:
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #40 on: October 17, 2011, 02:52:41 PM »
hahaha
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #41 on: October 17, 2011, 03:00:55 PM »
I remember this thread. Then I got less active on here for some reason. Hale Bopp was sure a bitch then. Then she grew up and got nice.


But why the hell did I post it in the free for all instead of in the sex mature section?
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #42 on: October 17, 2011, 03:02:09 PM »
because it belongs in the IMMATURE sex section







































haha!


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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #43 on: October 17, 2011, 03:09:14 PM »
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #44 on: October 17, 2011, 03:10:48 PM »
yeh they might get lost

and remember when people say don't be embarrassed about things in front of doctors, that's bullshit. they will still laugh and take the piss afterwards
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