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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2007, 07:37:13 PM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on December 25, 2007, 07:32:47 PM
Would you rather have me talk about Benny & Joon and Spokane? I can always go back to that and be this sweet innocent little girl again instead of some grown up who can talk dirty too.

I prefer you when you're penetrating yourself with random objects.  Please demonstrate this side of yourself to us in more detail.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2007, 07:38:26 PM »
Yes I did read it, and no, I don't think it looks like a penis. I think it looks like one of those barber shop poles.
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2007, 07:42:02 PM »
i have come across ;people in life (and on here  :laugh: ) who just have very dirty minds. to them, everything looks like a penis/vagina :P

maybe SG is just one of those people  :orly:
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2007, 07:43:28 PM »
We can't help it have pity on us and entertain us with photos :eyebrows:
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2007, 07:46:58 PM »
do you want to see harrry potter's penis?  :P
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2007, 07:52:57 PM »
I'd look can't help it I got a dirty mind and a perverted sense of humor oh by the way is it tattooed :eyebrows:
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2007, 07:59:13 PM »
I just hope my penis is never that colour
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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2007, 08:11:43 PM »
Quote from: <°)))>< on December 25, 2007, 07:42:02 PM
i have come across ;people in life (and on here  :laugh: ) who just have very dirty minds. to them, everything looks like a penis/vagina :P

maybe SG is just one of those people  :orly:

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in her twat. This is a step up.
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #23 on: December 25, 2007, 08:45:56 PM »
Quote from: Peter on December 25, 2007, 07:32:04 PM
Yes, lets see a demonstration of you innocently playing with it.

....and post it on the "Christmas Photos" thread.....Nothing more Christmasy than a Christmas tree, opened presents and a lady fucking herself silly with a random object.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2007, 01:24:25 AM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on December 25, 2007, 06:32:30 PM
I keep pretending it's a penis and I'm inserting it in and out of me for pretend. My boyfriend keeps joking I am getting off on the toys. I never thought about having sex with toys till now.

Your boyfriend must have a really dirty mind to think that you're getting off on it when you're sliding it in and out of your vagina.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2007, 02:40:44 AM »
Quote from: The Mad Moon on December 25, 2007, 07:20:59 PM
Oh Muthafucker.

Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.

One too many centipedes in your vagina today?
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2007, 06:47:25 AM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on December 25, 2007, 07:32:47 PM
Quote from: The Mad Moon on December 25, 2007, 07:20:59 PM
Oh Muthafucker.

Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.



Would you rather have me talk about Benny & Joon and Spokane? I can always go back to that and be this sweet innocent little girl again instead of some grown up who can talk dirty too.


I said it looked like a penis. You must not have read it right.  :yawn:

yeah who's penii do you have in your drawer, Hale? :P random one night stands who woke up to a surprise? :P
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2007, 10:28:47 AM »
Quote from: Peter on December 26, 2007, 01:24:25 AM
Quote from: Spokane Girl on December 25, 2007, 06:32:30 PM
I keep pretending it's a penis and I'm inserting it in and out of me for pretend. My boyfriend keeps joking I am getting off on the toys. I never thought about having sex with toys till now.

Your boyfriend must have a really dirty mind to think that you're getting off on it when you're sliding it in and out of your vagina.
:plus: :lol:
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2007, 02:16:22 AM »
Wow Spokane thats cool! i need a toy like that!
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2007, 04:28:16 AM »
Quote from: Hastur on December 26, 2007, 06:47:25 AM
Quote from: Spokane Girl on December 25, 2007, 07:32:47 PM
Quote from: The Mad Moon on December 25, 2007, 07:20:59 PM
Oh Muthafucker.

Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.



Would you rather have me talk about Benny & Joon and Spokane? I can always go back to that and be this sweet innocent little girl again instead of some grown up who can talk dirty too.


I said it looked like a penis. You must not have read it right.  :yawn:

yeah who's penii do you have in your drawer, Hale? :P random one night stands who woke up to a surprise? :P

That was quite funny and a little scary.

That had to be worth  :plus:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap
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