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A toy that look's like a penis
« on: December 25, 2007, 06:32:30 PM »
A piece from my Mega Block set and it looks like a penis don't you think. I can't believe they made these for toddlers  :laugh:
First the movie and now this. I wonder if the toy company is going to get lot of complaints.

I keep pretending it's a penis and I'm inserting it in and out of me for pretend. My boyfriend keeps joking I am getting off on the toys. I never thought about having sex with toys till now.





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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2007, 06:33:57 PM »
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2007, 06:34:42 PM »
yes it looks like a penis.
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2007, 06:37:50 PM »
they seem to do this a lot

i read about them weird vibrating harry potter broomsticks that they had to stop selling or something because people's older sisters were using them  :orly:
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2007, 06:43:10 PM »
and thinking of Harry Potter. :zoinks: lmao
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2007, 06:45:28 PM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on December 25, 2007, 06:32:30 PM
I never thought about having sex with toys till now.





Maybe you should!
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2007, 06:45:50 PM »
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2007, 07:14:44 PM »
Oh look,
it's harry potter's
penis.  :laugh:
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2007, 07:20:59 PM »
Oh Muthafucker.

Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2007, 07:22:50 PM »
Quote from: The Mad Moon on December 25, 2007, 07:20:59 PM
Oh Muthafucker.

Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.
You're sexy when you talk dirty.
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2007, 07:24:50 PM »
you have to plus her for her shamelessness and willing to post anything on her mind  :plus:
now how about some action pics
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2007, 07:32:04 PM »
Yes, lets see a demonstration of you innocently playing with it.
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2007, 07:32:09 PM »
Quote from: The Mad Moon on December 25, 2007, 07:20:59 PM
Oh Muthafucker.

Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.
My drawers only have one penis in them.
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2007, 07:32:27 PM »
We need pics of halle playing with toys too.
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Re: A toy that look's like a penis
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2007, 07:32:47 PM »
Quote from: The Mad Moon on December 25, 2007, 07:20:59 PM
Oh Muthafucker.

Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.



Would you rather have me talk about Benny & Joon and Spokane? I can always go back to that and be this sweet innocent little girl again instead of some grown up who can talk dirty too.


I said it looked like a penis. You must not have read it right.  :yawn:
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