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Offline Eclair

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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #45 on: March 15, 2010, 04:33:47 AM »
Honey
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #46 on: March 15, 2010, 04:34:27 AM »
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #47 on: March 15, 2010, 04:36:46 AM »
Laxatives
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #48 on: March 15, 2010, 04:41:34 AM »
Pregnancy kit
A bunch of coat hangers
Whiskey

More disturbing if a guy does this. :laugh:
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #49 on: March 15, 2010, 09:43:36 AM »
Drain cleaner

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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #50 on: March 16, 2010, 08:32:49 PM »
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #51 on: March 16, 2010, 08:35:31 PM »
Quote from: Singularity on March 15, 2010, 04:41:34 AM
Pregnancy kit
A bunch of coat hangers
Whiskey

More disturbing if a guy does this. :laugh:

Who needs that stuff when you have a fist?  :laugh: PAWNCH!
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always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #52 on: March 16, 2010, 09:37:31 PM »
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #53 on: March 17, 2010, 12:23:42 AM »
I found one of the electronic price guns on a shelf in an aisle once, I brought it to the register and tried to buy it.
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #54 on: March 17, 2010, 03:53:01 AM »
Box of tampons
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Slingshot
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #55 on: March 17, 2010, 05:52:08 AM »
Cowboy Hat
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2010, 06:00:14 AM »
Hemmhoroid Cream
Laxatives
1 large cucumber


(Oops, I picked up Lit's shopping list by mistake!)
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2010, 06:33:57 AM »
Buy a gun and ammo and ask where they keep their anti-depressants
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #58 on: March 18, 2010, 06:01:07 PM »
pack of gum

pack of Marlboros

"All of your money , please"
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Re: shock the cashier
« Reply #59 on: March 19, 2010, 05:53:37 PM »
"I'll take this lighter fuel and these razors and I'm looking for a book called 'How to Handle Disappointment Without Killing', do you have it?"
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