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Re: merry christmas
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2007, 06:26:22 PM »
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oh he's a jolly good feellow oh he's a jolly good fellow oh he's a jolly good fehellooow...

...which nobody can deny!

happy birthday Jesus!!!
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Re: merry christmas
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2007, 06:36:18 PM »
Happy Birthday!

I came to this world with nothing
and I leave with nothing but love,
everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: merry christmas
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2007, 08:02:49 PM »
Full Metal Jacket is win.  :dankesh:

Happy Birthday Jesus. :party:

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Re: merry christmas
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2007, 03:11:53 AM »
Ah xmas that most jolly of holidays, where families get together, share in the giving of presents, eat a metric ton of food, and then sleep it off.... LOVE IT! ;D

So in conclusion; Happy New Yea-..wait...uh what was I saying....

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Nothing says Merry Christmas like a fiber optic tree
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2007, 08:35:33 AM »
This year, I actually have a tree, because my friends bought me one.

A fiber-optic one.

Enjoy.

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Re: merry christmas
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2007, 08:40:43 AM »
That's not a tree.



THIS is a tree!
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: merry christmas
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2007, 08:53:50 AM »
Lol, I almost think my tree was actually meant to be watched while stoned.  When I first saw what it could do, I turned off the lights and just started for a really long time at the pretty changing colors while totally sober/nonhigh.  (It was cool.  Don't judge me.)
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Re: merry christmas
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2007, 08:58:40 AM »
Lol, I almost think my tree was actually meant to be watched while stoned.  When I first saw what it could do, I turned off the lights and just started for a really long time at the pretty changing colors while totally sober/nonhigh.  (It was cool.  Don't judge me.)

Hey I LOVe the fibre-optic trees, but yours is a bit small. I'd maybe say a christmas weed.
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Re: merry christmas
« Reply #23 on: December 25, 2007, 10:23:55 PM »
to end the day:

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Re: merry christmas
« Reply #24 on: December 25, 2007, 11:10:07 PM »
Ick.

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Re: merry christmas
« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2007, 11:11:29 PM »
my hwead is cfucking killiong me and i spilled a drink on the floor, it left a stain on the carpet lol does anyone have msn? i dont care who you are, add me i have a bitch of a headache

first time since ovctober tha i9ve properly been on msn and actually talknig

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Re: merry christmas
« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2007, 01:51:26 AM »
Joy to the world
the teacher's dead
I barbaqued his head.

Don't worry about the body
I flushed it down the potty
around around it goes and,
around around it goes

Jo-oy to the world the teacher's dead!!!





Jingle Bells
undead smells
tauren laid an egg
trolls are n00bs
orcs have boobs
and blood elves are just ghey!



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Re: merry christmas
« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2007, 01:55:48 AM »
O come, all ye little foreigers / Come and get them green cards / And learn some damn English, and then how to drive.
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Re: merry christmas
« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2007, 07:05:13 AM »
A Merry Christmas thread created by "fuck the world."

Why am I so scared?

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You, too Richard.


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Re: merry christmas
« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2007, 08:28:35 AM »
I am a bit late.   Merry Christmas, everyone.
:P   Internets are super serious.