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Re: Cemeteries
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2007, 05:10:43 PM »
those are really pretty.

next time i pass one i'm gonna take a big breath so that some soul enters me and lives my life for me. so i don't have to.
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Re: Cemeteries
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2007, 05:16:01 PM »
Maybe that's how reincarnation works, except the ghosts would slip up women's cunts rather than down people's throats.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Cemeteries
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2007, 05:17:16 PM »
or pee holes in people's penii.
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Re: Cemeteries
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2007, 05:18:05 PM »
I wonder what happens when a ghost sperm fertilises a normal egg.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Cemeteries
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2008, 05:54:56 PM »
guess who like to hang out in cemetaries? this guy-------> :orly:
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« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2008, 05:55:55 PM »
The owl?
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« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2008, 05:56:26 PM »
yes, how did you know?
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« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2008, 05:57:23 PM »
WHO?
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Re: Cemeteries
« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2008, 05:58:29 PM »
Quote from: Atelopus frog on December 30, 2007, 05:17:16 PM
or pee holes in people's penii.

omg i'm so pretty!
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Re: Cemeteries
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2008, 05:59:56 PM »
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« Reply #25 on: January 07, 2008, 06:07:08 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2008, 06:11:16 PM »
you're pretty. :P yellow and orange and a cute face.
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Re: Cemeteries
« Reply #27 on: January 07, 2008, 06:22:07 PM »
I look like a diseased Auschwitz
body builder.  :laugh:
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« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2008, 06:24:14 PM »
 :laugh:
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« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2008, 11:17:19 PM »
Laugh it up, oh you
with a cute AND an
absolutely gorgeous froggy.
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