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BIG snow cock
« on: December 17, 2007, 05:45:50 AM »
My brother and I made this big cock. Sadly it went all impotent in the morning :( and melted away.
It's not the best snow cock but we tried. At least we got it to an outstanding 10 ft tall.
That's one thing that will keep the Jehovah's witnesses away.





« Last Edit: December 17, 2007, 05:58:31 AM by Ringo Starr's cock ring »
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Re: BIG snow cock
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2007, 05:46:36 AM »
BAH the images are all big. I'm gonna resize them.
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Re: BIG snow cock
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2007, 05:47:38 AM »
haha massive snocock.
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Re: BIG snow cock
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2007, 05:54:08 AM »
Still too big. I can't make head nor balls out of them.
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Re: BIG snow cock
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2007, 05:59:40 AM »
Alright there fixed. Even the biggest cock needs to shrunken down sometimes.
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Re: BIG snow cock
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2007, 06:02:06 AM »
A bit on the thin side, no?
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Re: BIG snow cock
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2007, 06:05:30 AM »
Quote from: Barrow Wight on December 17, 2007, 06:02:06 AM
A bit on the thin side, no?

Yes. the girth was getting too thin.

Heres a better one I found on Google images






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Re: BIG snow cock
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2007, 08:02:09 AM »
 :plus: for creativity

When I was little my sisters made several snow nudes in the front yard the neighbors came around after everyone was asleep and cut them down thou I think I still have photos somewere
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Re: BIG snow cock
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2007, 09:42:06 AM »
i'd love to make a snonude, i love sculpting snow especially.
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Re: BIG snow cock
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2007, 09:50:21 AM »
I always make tons of TINY snowmen.
Kinda like linus.
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Re: BIG snow cock
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2007, 09:54:05 AM »
who's linus?

i'd love to make Calvin and Hobbesesque ones.
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Re: BIG snow cock
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2007, 09:58:22 AM »
From pissnads.
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Re: BIG snow cock
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2007, 10:03:48 AM »
is that some sorta peanuts mock up?
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Re: BIG snow cock
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2007, 02:17:44 PM »
This might be worth doing some night just to see the reaction when my neighbors pull out for work in the morning. Piss me off and I'll build one in THEIR yard instead. :eyebrows:
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Re: BIG snow cock
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2007, 04:16:46 PM »
Quote from: Pale Wraith on December 17, 2007, 10:03:48 AM
is that some sorta peanuts mock up?

Of course.


Quote from: Icequeen on December 17, 2007, 02:17:44 PM
This might be worth doing some night just to see the reaction when my neighbors pull out for work in the morning. Piss me off and I'll build one in THEIR yard instead. :eyebrows:

With your username, I'd think it right up your - uhm - 'alley'
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