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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2007, 09:51:56 AM »
I use a lighter.
And, here, it's kinda
hard to stay out of the
rain. Not that I dislike it,
most places.

Of course and so do I, disposables, usually.


I was trying to be colorful and feeling very black and white. Doesn't really work well.
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2007, 04:15:32 PM »
I hate disposables. I never really
learned how to light things, so
I don't know to protect the flame
from the wind. Pretty much need
a zippo, or a powerful butane.

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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2007, 08:16:11 AM »
don't you know how to cup your hand around the flame so the wind doesn't kill it? :P
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2007, 02:52:05 AM »
That'd cook my hand.

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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2007, 02:58:34 AM »
not supposed to squeeze it.
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2007, 03:14:42 AM »
I use a rather large flame.
I'm not lighting cigarettes,
you know.

Though, my wife gave me hell
about this, when I was using matches.
I just never learned to shield the flame.
No need, with a good lighter.

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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2007, 03:56:13 AM »
don't set your beard on fire.
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #37 on: December 15, 2007, 07:48:41 AM »
I ignite my hair (including mustache
and nose) quite often. It's not very
flammable. Helps keep them trimmed.  :laugh:

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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #38 on: December 15, 2007, 08:08:28 AM »
I ignite my hair (including mustache
and nose) quite often. It's not very
flammable. Helps keep them trimmed.  :laugh:

... but it stinks. I could probably smell your burning moustache three days away.
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #39 on: December 15, 2007, 08:12:58 AM »
I've gotten used to it.
Kinda like it, now.  :laugh:

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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #40 on: December 15, 2007, 09:54:48 AM »
I've gotten used to it.
Kinda like it, now.  :laugh:

not like that smell. too many bad memories associated with it.
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #41 on: December 20, 2007, 08:43:40 AM »
I ignite my hair (including mustache
and nose) quite often. It's not very
flammable. Helps keep them trimmed.  :laugh:

 :laugh:

do be careful.
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #42 on: December 20, 2007, 02:35:41 PM »
I ignite my hair (including mustache
and nose) quite often. It's not very
flammable. Helps keep them trimmed.  :laugh:

 :laugh:

do be careful.



..... and cdon't use gasoline.
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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #43 on: December 20, 2007, 03:18:21 PM »
Just rubbing alcohol.  >:D

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Re: Pipe broke.
« Reply #44 on: December 20, 2007, 04:02:38 PM »


maybe cars should run on that.
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