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« on: December 15, 2007, 03:09:03 AM »
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Re: Mormons
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2007, 08:27:18 AM »
What's wrong with becoming a god?
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Re: Mormons
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2007, 08:43:52 AM »
it's metaphorical and Joseph Smith wasn't a pure channel. like with other religions, people misunderstand.

as for becoming gods, we are already. but we forgot.

that's hilarious though. especially the Mormon Jesus character.
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Re: Mormons
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2007, 08:46:16 AM »
I want to punch him

Though, there is PLENTY of evidence
that Jesus was married. And a reasonable
argument that he MIGHT just have taken
multiple wives.
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Re: Mormons
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2007, 08:49:31 AM »
he was married to mary magdalene. and defo they were fucking. wonder if mary magdalene had kids or maybe she was barren. ???
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Re: Mormons
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2007, 01:26:14 PM »
Some people question the morality of mocking religions and say it belies personal flaws in those who engage in it.  Others point out that most religions are just too hilariously fucked up to not make fun of them.
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Re: Mormons
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2007, 02:25:48 PM »
Chick's tracts is alway a good place to go for the truth in these matters ::)
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0061/0061_01.asp
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Re: Mormons
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2007, 05:18:38 PM »
Pff, Jesus maybe married Mary Magdalene, but they couldn't have sex because Jesus was gay. Which is sorta' why I don't think he married, he had an affair with his frickin' cousin John the Baptist.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6868885923078607411&q=safran+vs+god+mormons&total=9&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
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Re: Mormons
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2007, 05:26:26 PM »
he was bisexual. :orly: that's cooler. gay jesus would be hot though. but why limit himself? he had women disciples.
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Re: Mormons
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2007, 06:54:31 PM »
Quote from: Pale Wraith on December 15, 2007, 05:26:26 PM
he was bisexual. :orly: that's cooler. gay jesus would be hot though. but why limit himself? he had women disciples.
:agreed:

Couldn't get the video to work.  :-\
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Re: Mormons
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2007, 07:01:17 PM »
Quote from: Peter on December 15, 2007, 01:26:14 PM
Some people question the morality of mocking religions and say it belies personal flaws in those who engage in it.  Others point out that most religions are just too hilariously fucked up to not make fun of them.
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Re: Mormons
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2007, 12:27:08 AM »
Quote from: Barrow Wight on December 15, 2007, 06:54:31 PM
Quote from: Pale Wraith on December 15, 2007, 05:26:26 PM
he was bisexual. :orly: that's cooler. gay jesus would be hot though. but why limit himself? he had women disciples.
:agreed:

Couldn't get the video to work.  :-\

me neither. wonder what it was. :orly:
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Re: Mormons
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2007, 11:33:28 AM »
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Re: Mormons
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2007, 01:20:23 AM »
Wonder if they make a sexy variety of them.  :laugh:
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Re: Mormons
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2007, 02:55:21 AM »
They do make special underwear for nursing mothers.
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