first rule of soup club is, you do not talk about soup club.
second rule of soup club is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT SOUP CLUB.
third rule of soup club is, if someone says stop, goes limp, taps out the soup eating is over.
fourth rule of soup club is, only two people eating the same soup.
fifth rule of soup club is, one soup at a time.
sixth rule of soup club is, no pants, no spoons.
seventh rule of soup club is, soup eating will go on as long as it has to.
the eighth and final rule of soup club is, if it's your first day in soup club, you HAVE to buy soup.