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Some advice for he guys
« on: April 08, 2013, 06:56:31 PM »
If your lady (or man) begins to fret about their slight weight gain (and they do), like if they say, "I cannot believe I weigh one hundred something something!"
Tell them, "you look like you weigh one perfect sexy!"

Unless you don't like seeing them naked or having sex.
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Re: Some advice for he guys
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2013, 07:42:15 PM »
If they become real porker's you could ease their worried minds by saying how chuffed to bits you are because it feels like you have two men (or lady's)
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Re: Some advice for he guys
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2013, 05:44:07 AM »
More cushion for the pushin'?
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Re: Some advice for he guys
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2013, 10:37:15 AM »


Yes I know, this is a Rob Reiner film  and he's a total douche, but the movie is still good.
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Re: Some advice for he guys
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2013, 10:49:36 AM »
My penis weighs like 2 micrograms..
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Re: Some advice for he guys
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2013, 01:45:37 PM »
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Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 10, 2013, 10:49:36 AM
My penis weighs like 2 micrograms..
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Re: Some advice for he guys
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2013, 10:45:46 AM »
ITs too small to see.
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Re: Some advice for he guys
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2013, 05:45:19 PM »
I have to hug around my penis with both arms in order to masturbate. Even then, my findertips won't meet on the other side.
It weighs 400 kilos.
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Re: Some advice for he guys
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2013, 02:17:12 AM »
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Re: Some advice for he guys
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2013, 07:14:14 AM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 13, 2013, 05:45:19 PM
I have to hug around my penis with both arms in order to masturbate. Even then, my findertips won't meet on the other side.
It weighs 400 kilos.
it sucks that you will never get a blowjob from an actual human.
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Re: Some advice for he guys
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2013, 08:40:42 AM »
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