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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2007, 11:50:52 PM »
Richard is president of the "we post our genitalia on intensity" club.  :P
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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2007, 11:55:12 PM »
Richard is president of the "we post our genitalia on intensity" club.  :P

Spokane is the vice president.  There are no other members.
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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2007, 11:55:56 PM »
Tesla, and apparantly pit pat.
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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2007, 12:56:01 AM »
and McJ. and Pea.
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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2007, 04:46:28 AM »
I don't like your underwear though, but the jeans were superb. The cock was nice, with a good shape. Overall good but change the underwear, please.

You wouldn't object to sit on it, then? Kinky.
Never said anything about sitting on it.

I know you didn't because I assumed (yes, assume -- a verb for those who aren't in the know of verbing) that you wouldn't object to be sitting on it and get all wet by the sheer frill of it.

Comprendez? Glad we had this little discussion. Run along now, blowhard.
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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2007, 07:52:11 AM »
i'll blow you... hard.
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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2007, 12:22:23 PM »
Wow. I'm impressed!

... by the manners, not the cock. Seen it a couple of times and still wonder why anyone thinks it's big.

I also agree about the skivvies. Yellow stained, whitie tighties are what my eight year old wears, well, without the stains.

Get yourself some manly underwear, Richard and I don't mean boypanties, either. You may be surprised how much better a good pair of boxers feel. If you go hiking, add a jock strap, but lose the whitie tighties.

Good observation, there, Joe.
Someone who hasnt posted thier wiener pic unimpressed by mine is obviously small. and im not going to wear any different underware

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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2007, 12:25:34 PM »
Wow. I'm impressed!

... by the manners, not the cock. Seen it a couple of times and still wonder why anyone thinks it's big.

I also agree about the skivvies. Yellow stained, whitie tighties are what my eight year old wears, well, without the stains.

Get yourself some manly underwear, Richard and I don't mean boypanties, either. You may be surprised how much better a good pair of boxers feel. If you go hiking, add a jock strap, but lose the whitie tighties.

Good observation, there, Joe.
Someone who hasnt posted thier wiener pic unimpressed by mine is obviously small. and im not going to wear any different underware

'Cause y-fronts are hawt.

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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2007, 02:54:54 PM »
Boxers are totally hot!

... and they're almost like going freeball ...
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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2007, 03:07:44 PM »
Richard is president of the "we post our genitalia on intensity" club.  :P

Spokane is the vice president.  There are no other members.

I think that Spokane Girl is the Empress.

I also believe that any others, who think they can top her, have some work to do.
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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #25 on: December 12, 2007, 03:12:35 PM »
Wow. I'm impressed!

... by the manners, not the cock. Seen it a couple of times and still wonder why anyone thinks it's big.

I also agree about the skivvies. Yellow stained, whitie tighties are what my eight year old wears, well, without the stains.

Get yourself some manly underwear, Richard and I don't mean boypanties, either. You may be surprised how much better a good pair of boxers feel. If you go hiking, add a jock strap, but lose the whitie tighties.

Good observation, there, Joe.
Someone who hasnt posted thier wiener pic unimpressed by mine is obviously small. and im not going to wear any different underware

Richard, It's not really a contest. It is an exchange of life experiences, mostly. I only shared some of mine, because I believe that you could benefit from a small bit of guidance.


BTW, your prick IS pretty, but you should wash it more, on the off chance that you encounter a lip-licking cocksucker who prefers to skip the cheese.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2007, 04:27:44 PM »
cheese. *snigger*
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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2007, 10:45:22 PM »
How mens underwear are supposed to look like, y-fronts are a real anti-climax;




I actually turn down guys that don't have nice underwear.
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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2007, 10:55:37 PM »

I actually turn down guys that don't have nice underwear.
They're wearing the same underwear.

That's creepy.

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Re: i hope you ladies are ready for me
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2007, 10:56:35 PM »
What about when guys wear underwear that's nice but too big for them?  :P
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