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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2007, 11:12:31 PM »
You can't ssstop me from sssshopping, sssister.

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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2007, 11:26:53 PM »
i love your alien. :) but feel bad for it.
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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2007, 11:58:57 PM »
WHy feel bad? He's a happy alien.
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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2007, 12:01:23 AM »
he can't catch the pizza.
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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2007, 12:02:27 AM »
The pizza is his traveling companion.
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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2007, 12:20:37 AM »
No... I don't think so.

If you've never been to Omaha, you're not missing much. It's full of the kinds of people that make you want to go on shooting sprees in malls. I'm going back to visit family in a couple of weeks though... guess I'll get to see a historic site.  :P
That's pretty much what one of my friends said about it on his cross country trip.  Though he did say he had the best burger he's ever had there.

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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2007, 12:23:34 AM »
Where?
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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2007, 12:29:20 AM »
at the mall. is there more than one?
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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2007, 12:57:26 AM »
In Omaha? There's like four.
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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2007, 04:50:59 AM »



Seems appropriate, somehoe.

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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2007, 05:58:35 AM »
lol she just happens to have no pants on.

In Omaha? There's like four.

i was kidding, of course there's more than one. even this joint has like 3. :P is Omaha a small place?
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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2007, 07:21:00 AM »
lol she just happens to have no pants on.

In Omaha? There's like four.

These two fit well.
I think that there are three girls.
'Tis been a long time since I read
it though.

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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2007, 10:05:25 AM »
wtf Cal? :laugh:
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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2007, 10:08:40 PM »
Just maintaining my own thread
of conversation, for amusement.

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Re: I must be seriously cut off from the outside world
« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2007, 10:27:56 PM »

... but can you amuse me, now?
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