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Yay!
« on: December 05, 2007, 07:33:51 PM »
I'm 21 on Monday! Who's taking me for a drink?
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Re: Yay!
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 07:40:37 PM »
I ain't drinkin' you.

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Re: Yay!
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 07:41:03 PM »
Whoa whoa, who offered that?
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Re: Yay!
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 07:45:06 PM »
happy early birthday  :)
i am only 19 but old enough to drink in england already  :laugh:

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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2007, 07:46:38 PM »
Whoa whoa, who offered that?


Who's taking me for a drink?

You did. I ain't taking you,
any which way. And I sure
the hell don't want to drink ya.

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Re: Yay!
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2007, 07:48:37 PM »
happy early birthday  :)
i am only 19 but old enough to drink in england already  :laugh:

Thanks.  :)

To be fair, your country isn't full of frat boys who make bad decisions.

Whoa whoa, who offered that?


Who's taking me for a drink?

You did. I ain't taking you,
any which way. And I sure
the hell don't want to drink ya.

OK, let me rephrase. Who's taking me OUT for a drink?
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Re: Yay!
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2007, 07:52:16 PM »
If you want to get offed,
you'll have to offer more than
a bit of booze.

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Re: Yay!
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2007, 07:55:45 PM »
Well, I also won't be around to say annoying things, but I figured that was common sense.

21 years is the best age to die.
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Re: Yay!
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2007, 08:05:22 PM »
Got a feeling '21
Is going to be a good year,
Especially if you and me
See it in together.

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Re: Yay!
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2007, 11:52:30 PM »
Mal, 21 years is a crappy time to die. man. you get to partay! i'm waiting til i'm 27 then i'll see where i am in life. :P so you should wait til then at least.

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i'll write you a birthday poem for monday. ;D
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Re: Yay!
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2007, 11:54:30 PM »
Got a feeling '21
Is going to be a good year,
Especially if you and me
See it in together.

Malandale and Caldoror,
sittin' in a tree
kay eye ess ess
eye en gee!
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Re: Yay!
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2007, 09:25:56 AM »
But...what about the boy?

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Re: Yay!
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2007, 08:38:06 PM »


I can't.

It would be like an uncle pervvie thing if idid.

You're on your own, budddy!

Make the most of it.

Happy, happy, joy, joy ....................................



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Re: Yay!
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2007, 01:01:12 AM »
what boy?
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Re: Yay!
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2007, 06:41:51 AM »
Boy toy.