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Kill em, or not?

They're old
8 (32%)
I love 'em
6 (24%)
They need something new.
11 (44%)

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Voting closed: November 04, 2007, 08:41:52 PM

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2007, 03:20:57 PM »
Eggs in the ass can be fun, but messy.

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2007, 03:33:33 PM »
don't break it.
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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2007, 03:43:52 PM »
Thrusting vigorously can do that though.

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2007, 03:44:38 PM »
This assfairy stuff is crap.  Get rid of it.
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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2007, 04:41:49 PM »
Eggs in the ass can be fun, but messy.

hardboiled might be better.

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2007, 04:51:21 PM »
Boiled ass would hurt.

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #36 on: November 04, 2007, 04:56:51 PM »
you're supposed to let them cool first. No wonder you have roids.

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #37 on: November 04, 2007, 05:05:40 PM »
I just imagine dipping my ass
in boiling anything isn't going to
do any good. No matter how
hard it gets.

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #38 on: November 04, 2007, 05:08:57 PM »
Eggs in the bum seems kind of counterintuitive to me. surely there are better things to place in the bum.
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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #39 on: November 04, 2007, 05:11:09 PM »
Ice cubes?  :laugh:

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #40 on: November 04, 2007, 05:14:26 PM »
Yeah. Or, if you wanted to stick with dairy products, a good sized Parmesan wedge would do nicely.

Of course, eggs are supposedly protein.
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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #41 on: December 04, 2007, 03:38:57 AM »
Ice cubes?  :laugh:

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popsicles? experiment with shapes and sizes. :laugh:
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