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From: elfboy [blinky7] Date: 24-Jun-2008 18:04 Y'all are reading this all wrong, thinks I. It's not ASS-burgers(kudos to Gargoyle for his very funny joke) but Ass-purgers, y'know, they're kinda like human enemas, purging the workplace of asses,asparagus,assasinations, assignations & assinine behavior. Or so I have been told.
From: aeon [aeon] Date: 25-Jun-2008 02:19 it isn't a disease. it's a junk diagnosis designed to feed off some people's burning neuroses about their kids being "normal" to better fund the psychiatric industry. what a fucking load of shit. "they're often able to mask or accommodate their differences socially and in the workplace". you mean they're BEHAVED? so now if you understand proper public behavior, saving your personal bullshit for your personal space and time, you're autistic-lite? what the fuck ever.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]Date: 25-Jun-2008 02:29 Yeah, jesus. "They can make it well into middle age, or live their whole lives, without being formally diagnosed." If you can do that, then you're just not actually sick with anything. Perhaps there's a diagnosis for people who are afraid of life, so they compensate by coming up with exotic labels for others and selling drugs from their office armchairs.
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]Date: 25-Jun-2008 05:54 From: gargoyle1 Date: 24-Jun-2008 13:08 Assburgers? Is that when you sit on your Big Mac? --------------------- No, it's what you get when the butcher backs into the meat grinder.
From: maidenmaiden [whatever] Date: 25-Jun-2008 07:22 How about just not liking most people much, and just not being as stupid as the norm? What does that make me? (besides kind of a stoner-type!) Evil Dave and Garmonbozia have made me fear public school even more for the Mini... She's wicked smart already (for 3!)- if she got enough from Dad, we're in trouble! The danger is being so turned off of the whole school thing that kids drop out. Mentally, then physically... I'd kick some teacher's ass!
From: 77pump [Beourne Todye]Date: 25-Jun-2008 08:23 It's terrible reading about how kids with Aspergers are placed in behavioural 'short-bus' class rooms, as I can't imagine anything worse for a tame social retard than to be placed in a class room with shit-slinging, ritalin snorting yobs in training. I was a bit of a young terror; a discalcuilic hyperactive ritalin snorter. I avoided being placed in a behavioural 'short-bus' class room, but if I had been, depending on my mood Idefinatlry would have either been defending these geeks from other thugs or thugging out on them...
From: sp00k Date: 25-Jun-2008 08:45 Shrinks are always trying to find new ways to make more money. I'm waiting for them to declare being completely normal a mental defect.
From: sp00k Date: 25-Jun-2008 09:01 "The [Asperger's] person usually has a strong desire to seek knowledge, truth and perfection with a different set of priorities. ... The overriding priority may be to solve a problem rather than satisfy the social or emotional needs of others." ======= Holy crap. What a bunch of shit. A company does not pay a computer guy to fill social or emotional needs. They are there to fix computer systems. User - My computer won't boot Tech - How does that make you feel? User - I'm angry, lost all my work. Tech - Awww, well that makes me feel sad too. Why don't I come over and we can discuss your feelings? ===== I'm really bad at reading body language (unless its very obvious) and can't take hints very well. Just come out an say whats on your mind. I don't have the time or inclination to try to guess what people want. If that is suppose to be some sort of disease, more people should have it.
QuoteUser - My computer won't boot Tech - How does that make you feel? User - I'm angry, lost all my work. Tech - Awww, well that makes me feel sad too. Why don't I come over and we can discuss your feelings?
User - My computer won't boot Tech - How does that make you feel? User - I'm angry, lost all my work. Tech - Awww, well that makes me feel sad too. Why don't I come over and we can discuss your feelings?
