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Should I...
« on: November 30, 2007, 07:18:03 PM »
Someone has been giving me the eye hardcore for a couple of weeks in one of my lectures and I really, really want to meet her. The problem is that she sits on the opposite side of this huge lecture hall and I can never seem to run into her before or after lecture. Should I try switching sides, or is that a bad idea? The problem is that it isn't surreptitious at all, since it's on the complete opposite side. I tried it before and it didn't work, but I wonder if I should try it again.
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Re: Should I...
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2007, 07:22:17 PM »
Try to talk to her during breaks. Look her up. Switch sides, yes, if it becomes easier to bump into her. But talk to her. You won't regret it.
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Re: Should I...
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2007, 01:23:17 AM »
ooh a potential mate. go for it. 8)

maybe you can go sit in the middle... ease your way to teh other side. it would be funny though if you switched and she switched and then you'd be on opposite sides.
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Re: Should I...
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2007, 01:33:29 AM »
Move one seat closer per lecture, she'll never notice.

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Re: Should I...
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2007, 05:27:16 AM »
You might WANT her to notice.

Steal her seat.  >:D

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Re: Should I...
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2007, 05:29:13 AM »
Move one seat closer per lecture, she'll never notice.

The point is that she SHOULD notice.
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Re: Should I...
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2007, 05:30:30 AM »
Stalk her.

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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2007, 06:22:47 AM »
steal her seat, i like that. :plus:
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Re: Should I...
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2007, 07:20:52 AM »
Get there early, sit next to where she usually sits, and when she comes in, if she looks at you, smile, and tell her how the guy who usually sits next to you smells really bad.  It'll explain you moving, get the conversation started, and hopefully make her laugh.
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Re: Should I...
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2007, 07:56:21 AM »
Hmm. That would be a good idea, except that nobody sits on either side of me. But I'm glad I asked because I had figured that doing this is just one of those weird aspie things that confuses people and drives them away or whatever. Maybe I"ll try it. Only have two weeks left anyway.
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Re: Should I...
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2007, 08:47:49 AM »
Yeah, you've gotta do it soon, because then you'll miss your chance and it may not come up again.  Considering the size of your classes.   Don't put too much pressure on yourself.  Think of it as practice.  If you fail miserably, it doesn't matter because you took the effort and gave it a shot.  It'll be easier next time.  Also, if it works well, even better.  Just remember, nothing wagered, nothing gained.  It's worth it.
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Re: Should I...
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2007, 09:15:53 AM »
Yeah. It would be nice to have a date for my 21st in a week.
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Re: Should I...
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2007, 09:17:11 AM »
Just remember, nothing wagered, nothing gained. 


This is ALWAYS said. But, nothing lost either.
People try and convince me that there is no
risk in such an action, but there seems a moral
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Re: Should I...
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2007, 09:20:33 AM »
That's really true.. Pyraxis said something similar before and it changed the way I view situations like that a little bit. Although I think in this case, as long as it's not overtly weird (I mean, what the hell else am I expected to do?) I'll probably try again.
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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2007, 09:23:12 AM »
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