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I've gotta get out of America
« on: November 30, 2007, 12:16:55 PM »
I came to this world with nothing
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everything else is just borrowed.

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

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Re: I've gotta get out of America
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2007, 12:21:01 PM »
Damn that is pathetic that she didn't know it was in Hungary, let alone thinking that Europe is a country.   Who the fuck keeps giving Jeff Foxworthy jobs?   I hate that guy.   Cue the obvious dumb blonde joke.
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Re: I've gotta get out of America
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2007, 12:25:49 PM »
And, not knowing that France is a country.  Also, thinking they speak french in Budapest?  Oh, and having never heard of the country of Hungary? 
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Re: I've gotta get out of America
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2007, 12:29:08 PM »
I don't have sound on at work.  I just saw the beginning and realized how dumb she was to fail a 3rd grade geography question.   She would fit in on that sketch Jay Leno did asking dumb people questions (Leno is a worthless piece of crap though). 
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Re: I've gotta get out of America
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2007, 12:40:31 PM »
The answer is Budapestia  everyone knows that :laugh:
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Re: I've gotta get out of America
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2007, 12:43:36 PM »
Just seeing Jeff Foxworthy pisses me off.   Those redneck jokes got so old, so fast.   I hate that guy because the rednecks around here act like he is a hero or something.

Wasn't there some woman who thought an elephant was bigger than the moon, or something similarly moronic?
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Re: I've gotta get out of America
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2007, 01:09:57 PM »
Who the fuck keeps giving Jeff Foxworthy jobs?   I hate that guy.
agreed :laugh:

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Re: I've gotta get out of America
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2007, 01:11:14 PM »
When I went to buy some new pants, I saw this:

http://www.thefoxworthystore.com/
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Re: I've gotta get out of America
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2007, 01:12:38 PM »
who the fuck would shop at that piece of shit store

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Re: I've gotta get out of America
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2007, 01:23:11 PM »
who the fuck would shop at that piece of shit store
Moronic rednecks, thats who.
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Re: I've gotta get out of America
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2007, 01:42:24 PM »
"Why I shop there all the time"


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Re: I've gotta get out of America
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2007, 03:28:11 PM »
:rofl: :plus:

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Re: I've gotta get out of America
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2007, 06:09:25 PM »
who the fuck would shop at that piece of shit store
Moronic rednecks, thats who.
i hate the south

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Re: I've gotta get out of America
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2007, 06:19:10 PM »
well i didn't know it was Hungary, but everyone should know Europe is not a country. :P how did she get that far?

she is really cute though. :P maybe that dumb blond routine works on some guys.

btw i think it's funny Budapest is the capital of Hungary cuz there are these yummy Budapest chocolates my best friend is mad about. :P
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Re: I've gotta get out of America
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2007, 06:48:47 PM »
She looks drunk.