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Offline DirtDawg

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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2007, 07:27:48 AM »
Quote from: Tesla on November 30, 2007, 07:09:23 AM
He's not mexican, he's indonesian.  The disease is real.  The pictures are real.  I've seen it a few times before.

I know he's not Mexican or mestizo, but can you find more instances of this malady?
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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2007, 07:47:10 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 30, 2007, 07:07:48 AM
Quote from: Bat on a hot red moon on November 30, 2007, 06:14:52 AM
I'm too drunk to answer this.

But quite a few. Just not intimately.

You might like them, if you got to know them. The ones I have known usually use blades.

knives are good.
Swords better.
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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2007, 07:57:39 AM »
That's your gameface.
Swords are harder to hide. Short blades are a surprise and still quite effective.
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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2007, 07:59:19 AM »
fucking nasty :P
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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2007, 08:14:46 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 30, 2007, 07:57:39 AM
That's your gameface.
Swords are harder to hide. Short blades are a surprise and still quite effective.

having carried a knife along my forearm
many a time, I agree - though my sword
cane gave QUITE a shock, the one time
I had to use it.  >:D
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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2007, 08:23:02 AM »


:LMAO:

HA!

I never had one of those, but I got a chance to demonstrate how effective of a mace a Canon FTb can be on a long strap, to a bunch who were mugging me for my fancy cameras, once. After the big guy went down with one swat, the others lost interest.
 :angel:

(broke my lens shade, though)
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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2007, 08:39:34 AM »
Most of the times, when I've really needed
a weapon, it's been improvised. Signposts,
as an example. The sword stick scared the
HELL out of the guy whose eye it was pointing
at, but had he known that the damned thing
was held together with wax, he might not have
been.

Still, it was probably a lot scarier than a knife,
which I'd trust far more, in a real fight. Did it's
job.
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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2007, 01:34:36 AM »
that is ridiculous. does he have a special shirt with zippers in the sleeves?
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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2007, 05:10:19 AM »
I have pants with zippers down the legs.  :laugh:
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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2007, 12:42:56 AM »
that'll be helpful when you turn into an ent. ;)
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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2007, 01:37:21 AM »


... or when he wants to prove that his thighs go all the way up, come together and change their names.
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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2007, 01:46:11 AM »
But, when I tell people I've got a woody,
they don't want to see.  :-\
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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2007, 02:00:02 AM »
 :'(

i would want to feeel. :P just to make sure of course. ;)
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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2007, 02:41:26 AM »

... an eight and a half by eleven? Are you sure?

:D

I just want to see him suck it himself.
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Re: This guy looks like he is turning into a tree
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2007, 02:43:53 AM »
an 8 and a half? :laugh:
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