LOL i was gonna say something similar Praetor ?
Listen the likelyhood is, im gonna offend almost every person on here in some way or another and without realising it at times too, so it really doesnt matter.
Oh and im good with warnings, so dont worry, the last guy was pissing blood for ages but thats trivial. ?
I dont feel Glaswegian except when im kicking guys in the nuts etc............but they usually deserve it.
I want a modified taser or stun gun so when i go to the local shops i can stick a few thousand volts into the neds (scummy little bastards) that sit on the wall there all the fucking time. Im sure the volts would get them off it, probably theyd bounce off and fly into the road infront of oncoming traffic but hey, who cares, needs must and all that ?
Theyre already kinda scared of me but i dont know why. ?