Request, I want to invite a buddy of mine to join

[Silk]

That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic.

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass.

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

[Praetor]

That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic.

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass.

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

[Silk]

That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic.

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass.

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

  ::cough::

[Praetor]

That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic.

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass.

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

  ::cough::

Three?

[Silk]

That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic.

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass.

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

  ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

[Peter]

That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic.

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass.

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

  ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

Hey, we're trying to fuck here!  Do you mind?   

Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink

Be careful of believing everything you read online.

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

 

[Silk]

That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic.

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass.

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

  ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

Hey, we're trying to fuck here!? Do you mind?? ?

Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink

Be careful of believing everything you read online.

I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

It depends how and where your fucking. 

Im the kind of person if someone left crumbs on my bed id be finding it difficult to hide the fact i want stab the bastard 50times, blame OCD type issues with tidyness, cleanliness etc.

[Peter]

That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic.

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass.

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

  ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

Hey, we're trying to fuck here!  Do you mind?   

Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink

Be careful of believing everything you read online.

I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.

See?  Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan!   

It depends how and where your fucking.  Tongue

Yeah, fine for the kitchen counter, but it's not so great to get whipped cream and strawberries all over the sheets.  I don't have anything particularly against involving food with sex, but it doesn't appeal to me and I prefer to keep them seperate.

Im the kind of person if someone left crumbs on my bed id be finding it difficult to hide the fact i want stab the bastard 50times, blame OCD type issues with tidyness, cleanliness etc.

I'm rather more forgiving.  Sleeping with someone is rarely an exercise in comfort at the best of times, so a few crumbs would be a minor concern compared to them lying on my arm or something, and even then I tend to just put up with it or at least try not to wake them when I shift around.

[Silk]

That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic.

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass.

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

  ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

Hey, we're trying to fuck here!? Do you mind?? ?

Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink

Be careful of believing everything you read online.

I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.

See?? Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan!? ?

What plan? Spreading her butt cheeks isn't that much of a plan.

[Peter]

That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic.

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass.

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

  ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

Hey, we're trying to fuck here!  Do you mind?   

Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink

Be careful of believing everything you read online.

I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.

See?  Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan!   

What plan? Spreading her butt cheeks isn't that much of a plan.

You don't think that would turn her on?    Should I take her to burgerking and then give her some ?1.50 wine first to get her in the mood?

[eamonn]

That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic.

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass.

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

  ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

Hey, we're trying to fuck here!? Do you mind?? ?

Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink

Be careful of believing everything you read online.

I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.

See?? Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan!? ?

What plan? Spreading her butt cheeks isn't that much of a plan.

You don't think that would turn her on?? ? Should I take her to burgerking and then give her some ?1.50 wine first to get her in the mood?

Too good for Mcdonalds are we? Talking of whic, Supersized me is on the telly tonight at ten if anyone is interested. Talking of which, these quote boxes are getting as big as mcjaggers american arse and with as many words as Hypnotica's blog thingy. Let's try to keep the quotes to a sensible size kids.

Eamonn, as admin.

[eamonn]

That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic.

These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass.

Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks

Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.

Every two days then

  ::cough::

Three?

I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.

Hey, we're trying to fuck here!? Do you mind?? ?

Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink

Be careful of believing everything you read online.

I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.

See?? Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan!? ?

What plan? Spreading her butt cheeks isn't that much of a plan.

You don't think that would turn her on?? ? Should I take her to burgerking and then give her some ?1.50 wine first to get her in the mood?

Too good for Mcdonalds are we? Talking of whic, Supersized me is on the telly tonight at ten if anyone is interested. Talking of which, these quote boxes are getting as big as mcjaggers american arse and with as many words as Hypnotica's blog thingy. Let's try to keep the quotes to a sensible size kids.

Eamonn, as admin.

God im sexy when i come over all authoritive.

Eamonn, as site owner.

[Peter]

Spoilsport!