That fat guy.......i think the beat anorexia tshirt probably refers to his pet dog.........whom he starved for years due to eating all the dog meat himself........now the neighbours have started a "feed an obese persons dog" program therefore it no longer needs to be anorexic. 
These god damn Americans!!! mind you if he has a pet dog im surprised he hasnt eaten it. Poor guy it must be a burden being an obese lard ass. 
Eamonn! Lick your own pussy!!
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks 
Hey hey hey! Not all Americans are fat. Some of us actually know what the word moderation means, and don't eat at McDonalds everyday.
Every two days then
::cough::
Three?
I wish. My acid reflux forces me to eat healthy food. Subway is great though.
Hey, we're trying to fuck here! Do you mind? 
Peter from what ive heard, youve spread enough butt cheeks Wink
Be careful of believing everything you read online.
I didn't think you would have any problems with food and sex being together.
See? Now we're talking about food and you've ruined my seduction plan!
It depends how and where your fucking. Tongue
Yeah, fine for the kitchen counter, but it's not so great to get whipped cream and strawberries all over the sheets. I don't have anything particularly against involving food with sex, but it doesn't appeal to me and I prefer to keep them seperate.
Im the kind of person if someone left crumbs on my bed id be finding it difficult to hide the fact i want stab the bastard 50times, blame OCD type issues with tidyness, cleanliness etc.
I'm rather more forgiving. Sleeping with someone is rarely an exercise in comfort at the best of times, so a few crumbs would be a minor concern compared to them lying on my arm or something, and even then I tend to just put up with it or at least try not to wake them when I shift around.
was it something I said?