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Problem...
« on: June 17, 2006, 02:58:30 PM »
I've got this friend right? and he is like....ummm, he likes his best friend but ummm, you know, he's sort of scared to tell him? And he even wanted like a kiss from him the other night but his friend just didn't see it.....and my other friend went to bed after drinking lots of Jack Daniels and weeping, and I even took lots of pills after the whiskey.

What should my friend do?
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Re: Problem...
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2006, 03:07:33 PM »
invest in some custard.
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Re: Problem...
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2006, 03:36:55 PM »
i used to love old #7.

you should tell her.  what do you have to lose?  you can make other friends, cant you?
no.  well, then you better learn how to suppress your feelings.
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Re: Problem...
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2006, 03:42:09 PM »
I'm drinking Old No. 7 right now!!!

My friend doesn't really think THAT much about custard by the way. I mean he loves the stuff, but if it was banned because Iraq refused to import the powder to the West , he wouldn't care THAT much.
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Re: Problem...
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2006, 04:16:14 PM »
the he is a fairweather custard addict, and should be drummed out of the Custard Corps.

what a lightweight.  tut.
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Re: Problem...
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2006, 04:37:08 PM »
how do you drink your jack?

i used to like a 32oz. tumbler filled with ice, a ton of jack and a splash of diet coke (gotta watch my figure).
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Re: Problem...
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2006, 05:50:14 PM »
1 part JD 3 parts Pepsi...usually it's diet pepsi, but tonight it's the CRAZY full fat "I ain't givin no shits" Pepsi. The ice is optional. I put more water in the freezer but I can't be fucked going through to get it.

This crap is soooooooo going to fuck my skin up tomorrow when iI wake up!!!!

Booooo, how can something so wrong feel so right?!

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Re: Problem...
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2006, 06:24:47 PM »
Quote from: Jizz on June 17, 2006, 02:58:30 PM
I've got this friend right? and he is like....ummm, he likes his best friend but ummm, you know, he's sort of scared to tell him? And he even wanted like a kiss from him the other night but his friend just didn't see it.....and my other friend went to bed after drinking lots of Jack Daniels and weeping, and I even took lots of pills after the whiskey.

What should my friend do?

Why did your other friend go to bed drunk and weeping?  Why did you take pills and whisky?  Is the friend that went to bed drunk and weeping the friend that was trying to seduce the other friend, or is this a different friend?  How many friends are we dealing with here?
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Re: Problem...
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2006, 10:24:10 PM »
huh?
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Re: Problem...
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2006, 02:44:27 AM »
I was only joking...I don't have friends! :)

As for you McJagger, the diet stuff is bad because of the aspartame they put in it!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspartame

I'm just sticking with milk for my JD from now on ;)
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Re: Problem...
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2006, 02:46:47 AM »
Quote from: Jizz on June 17, 2006, 03:42:09 PM
Iraq refused to import the powder to the West
Adam West can import his own powder, I'm sure. Adam West can do anything.
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Re: Problem...
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2006, 02:50:56 AM »
Quote from: Sanityisoverrated on June 18, 2006, 02:46:47 AM
Adam West can import his own powder, I'm sure. Adam West can do anything.

Goodness. Batman. <thwack, bonk, thud> Now I'm feeling really old. <looks for suitably signposted secret exit>
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Re: Problem...
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2006, 09:05:45 AM »
nah - you're the same age as me (i think).

we ain't old - we're just relentless.

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Re: Problem...
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2006, 04:34:49 AM »
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Re: Problem...
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2006, 09:52:07 AM »
Aww Kenny, tell your friend not to worry he has a crush on me. ;)

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