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Offline Calandale

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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2007, 06:30:06 AM »
I just can't seem to find any ass fairies about, any longer.
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2007, 09:21:01 AM »
I used to always lose my car keys, until I started putting them in easy to remember places as soon as I walked in the door. Take my anus, for example.
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2007, 09:28:58 AM »
You've been a great altar boy so far, but there's still a couple things I need to show you before you can think about attaining priesthood. Take my anus, for example.
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #33 on: November 28, 2007, 09:31:19 AM »
I'm not sure I would have eaten that cashew, considering some of the places it's been. Take my anus, for example.
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #34 on: November 28, 2007, 10:52:30 AM »
Let me show you the finer points of prison life so you can survive here, take my anus for example...
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #35 on: November 28, 2007, 12:55:54 PM »
Your gorgeous ass is out of this world: take Uranus for example.
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #36 on: November 28, 2007, 01:02:24 PM »
Quote from: maldoror on November 28, 2007, 09:21:01 AM
I used to always lose my car keys, until I started putting them in easy to remember places as soon as I walked in the door. Take my anus, for example.
Quote from: Randy on November 28, 2007, 10:52:30 AM
Let me show you the finer points of prison life so you can survive here, take my anus for example...
Quote from: maldoror on November 28, 2007, 09:28:58 AM
You've been a great altar boy so far, but there's still a couple things I need to show you before you can think about attaining priesthood. Take my anus, for example.

 :LMAO:Which one do I plus first?

« Last Edit: November 28, 2007, 01:05:23 PM by Creme Deluxe »
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #37 on: November 28, 2007, 02:30:26 PM »
Humans have a God sized hole in them, and only God can truly fill that hole.   Take my anus, for example...
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #38 on: November 28, 2007, 06:20:19 PM »
Captain Kirk and his brave crew went many places noone had gone before...

take my anus, for example.
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #39 on: November 29, 2007, 01:52:15 AM »
And they're still lost in space... :P
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #40 on: November 29, 2007, 02:44:05 AM »
There are places man was simply NOT meant to go.
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #41 on: November 29, 2007, 04:49:20 AM »
Quote from: odeon on November 29, 2007, 01:52:15 AM
And they're still lost in space... :P

are you calling my asshole big? :laugh:
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #42 on: November 29, 2007, 07:25:30 AM »
Your anus, the final frontier....
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #43 on: November 29, 2007, 08:18:28 AM »
Quote from: Creme Deluxe on November 28, 2007, 01:02:24 PM
Quote from: maldoror on November 28, 2007, 09:21:01 AM
I used to always lose my car keys, until I started putting them in easy to remember places as soon as I walked in the door. Take my anus, for example.
Quote from: Randy on November 28, 2007, 10:52:30 AM
Let me show you the finer points of prison life so you can survive here, take my anus for example...
Quote from: maldoror on November 28, 2007, 09:28:58 AM
You've been a great altar boy so far, but there's still a couple things I need to show you before you can think about attaining priesthood. Take my anus, for example.

 :LMAO:Which one do I plus first?


agreed.

but if you are looking to plus, then, take my anus, for example.
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2007, 08:05:24 AM »
Quote from: maldoror on November 26, 2007, 06:36:40 AM
Quote from: The Mad Moon on November 26, 2007, 12:59:08 AM
"why does her daughter have such a stupid name?"

"Well odd names are all the rage now. Take my Anus for example."

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