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take my anus, for example....
« on: November 25, 2007, 07:29:26 AM »
Quote from: maldoror on November 25, 2007, 07:26:47 AM
"No, George, I can't think of a single damned politician who I would trust to water my lawn. There's just no integrity in politics. None at all! All them bastards care about is raising taxes and pissing it all away overseas. I don't know who I'm gonna vote for in 2008."

"Come, on, now... There are plenty of politicians who have our best interests at heart."

"Such as?"

"Take my anus for example."

Meh, fuck it, It's almost 7 AM.


can you think of an appropriate time to work the phrase take my anus, for example into everyday conversation?
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2007, 07:30:32 AM »
"I'd like a nice tight hole."

"Take my anus, for example"
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2007, 07:33:21 AM »
*on the golf course*

"par three.  i'm gonna hit it in one"
"oh yeah? take my anus, for example!"
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2007, 07:40:11 AM »
There is absolutely nothing in this house to eat.
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2007, 07:49:48 AM »
Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't jump off this ledge right now and end it all.
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2007, 07:53:36 AM »
I was just telling Charlie about how Postmodern architecture gets a bad rap in this town. There have been MANY fine edifices erected in the Postmodern style. Why, take my anus for example.
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2007, 10:06:39 PM »
Sometimes, life is just a pain.
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2007, 11:31:02 PM »
take my anus, for example.
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2007, 12:59:08 AM »
"why does her daughter have such a stupid name?"

"Well odd names are all the rage now. Take my Anus for example."
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2007, 01:14:33 AM »
Shouldn't that be Annis?
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2007, 06:27:57 AM »
Take my anus, for example: it is the epitome of my angel fluffy bunnah-ism.
« Last Edit: November 26, 2007, 06:30:01 AM by Fat Internet Loser »
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2007, 06:36:40 AM »
Quote from: The Mad Moon on November 26, 2007, 12:59:08 AM
"why does her daughter have such a stupid name?"

"Well odd names are all the rage now. Take my Anus for example."

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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2007, 06:38:36 AM »
you feel warm.  how should we take your temperature?
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2007, 01:16:11 PM »
Rectally is the way to get a more accurate core body temp. :eyebrows:  Thats what they taught us in Nursing school. :laugh:
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Re: take my anus, for example....
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2007, 01:49:52 PM »
I suppose if two gays are talking.

I was thinking about pranking one of the gay/bi sexual daiting lines.  I am not prejudice.
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