A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: parts on August 25, 2011, 08:18:34 AMQuote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 25, 2011, 08:15:55 AMMy son just started doing this a few days ago. Time for the shock collar I dreaded that when mine started and really what can you do beside gently distracting them thankfully most out grow itI had a strong reaction which he thought was hilarious. Now he does it because he thinks its funny. I'm screwed.
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 25, 2011, 08:15:55 AMMy son just started doing this a few days ago. Time for the shock collar I dreaded that when mine started and really what can you do beside gently distracting them thankfully most out grow it
My son just started doing this a few days ago.
This topic is seriously making me want to throw up. Y'all going to hell.
Quote from: Holy Mother of Squid on August 25, 2011, 08:17:44 AMThis topic is seriously making me want to throw up. Y'all going to hell. Maybe this is what I meant by literally sick. People who try and eat their boogers throw up.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: Kit on August 25, 2011, 11:12:49 AMQuote from: Holy Mother of Squid on August 25, 2011, 08:17:44 AMThis topic is seriously making me want to throw up. Y'all going to hell. Maybe this is what I meant by literally sick. People who try and eat their boogers throw up.Just the mention of it makes me want to hurl.
Quote from: Holy Mother of Squid on August 25, 2011, 11:39:20 AMQuote from: Kit on August 25, 2011, 11:12:49 AMQuote from: Holy Mother of Squid on August 25, 2011, 08:17:44 AMThis topic is seriously making me want to throw up. Y'all going to hell. Maybe this is what I meant by literally sick. People who try and eat their boogers throw up.Just the mention of it makes me want to hurl.Is it specifically the sticky ones that glue your molars together like hard candy, or the crunchy ones that you have a hard time picking out from between your teeth afterwards? Either way, it's probably the snot breath that turns most people off.
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 25, 2011, 12:48:47 PMQuote from: Holy Mother of Squid on August 25, 2011, 11:39:20 AMQuote from: Kit on August 25, 2011, 11:12:49 AMQuote from: Holy Mother of Squid on August 25, 2011, 08:17:44 AMThis topic is seriously making me want to throw up. Y'all going to hell. Maybe this is what I meant by literally sick. People who try and eat their boogers throw up.Just the mention of it makes me want to hurl.Is it specifically the sticky ones that glue your molars together like hard candy, or the crunchy ones that you have a hard time picking out from between your teeth afterwards? Either way, it's probably the snot breath that turns most people off. You are utterly revolting.But luckily I don't have to deal with this on a regular basis , have fun watching your son do what you just described.
Quote from: Holy Mother of Squid on August 25, 2011, 12:59:42 PMQuote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 25, 2011, 12:48:47 PMQuote from: Holy Mother of Squid on August 25, 2011, 11:39:20 AMQuote from: Kit on August 25, 2011, 11:12:49 AMQuote from: Holy Mother of Squid on August 25, 2011, 08:17:44 AMThis topic is seriously making me want to throw up. Y'all going to hell. Maybe this is what I meant by literally sick. People who try and eat their boogers throw up.Just the mention of it makes me want to hurl.Is it specifically the sticky ones that glue your molars together like hard candy, or the crunchy ones that you have a hard time picking out from between your teeth afterwards? Either way, it's probably the snot breath that turns most people off. You are utterly revolting.But luckily I don't have to deal with this on a regular basis , have fun watching your son do what you just described. That's good to know you don't eat boogers on a regular basis Squiddy.
That's the least of the toddler nastiness in my house right now. He has reached a phase where he doesn't like having poop in his diaper, so as soon as he goes he takes it out. He doesn't like it on his hands any better, so he wipes it off on the couch, curtains, walls, carpet, his clothes, my clothes, etc, etc, etc. I even found a stash under the sofa where I think he thought he was hiding it.
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 25, 2011, 01:41:43 PMThat's the least of the toddler nastiness in my house right now. He has reached a phase where he doesn't like having poop in his diaper, so as soon as he goes he takes it out. He doesn't like it on his hands any better, so he wipes it off on the couch, curtains, walls, carpet, his clothes, my clothes, etc, etc, etc. I even found a stash under the sofa where I think he thought he was hiding it.Must be time to start potty training him in that case.Is the poop hard like it might be hurting him to get it out?