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No more. Just... no more.
« on: November 19, 2007, 07:38:34 AM »
Alright. I've gone over this with you all before, but apparantly I haven't gotten through to you. If anyone has any ideas as to how I can promote understanding of this idea, please let me know after the meeting. But this has to change, and I'm beginning to lose my patience, as is our field consultant.

We are almost two months behind on our acorn quota. Entire shipments are now being sent back full of malformed, genetically mutated, and just generally badly nursed acorns. One of our clients even came to me personally with what had been shipped to him as an acorn but turned out to be Barbara Streisand in a chicken costume. This has to stop, now.

I know some of you have had difficult domestic situations within the past couple of months, and you know I have done the best I could to lighten work-related stress. But there's only so much I can do. Much as we like to think of ourselves as a familial unit, the fact is that intensity squared is an acorn inspection firm, and from this point on, it WILL start acting like one.
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Re: No more. Just... no more.
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2007, 07:40:01 AM »
I planted an acorn tree in my front yard.  Does that help?

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« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2007, 07:40:37 AM »
Did you inspect it first?
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« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2007, 07:51:00 AM »
I ate all my acorns.   :-[

Oh, by the way, Callaway, what's an acorn tree?
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2007, 08:42:23 AM »
I ate all my acorns.   :-[

Oh, by the way, Callaway, what's an acorn tree?

An oak tree makes acorns.  Do you have one too?

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« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2007, 08:43:19 AM »
Did you inspect it first?

I regret to inform you that it is too young to begin producing acorns yet.

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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2007, 09:08:29 AM »
I ate all my acorns.   :-[

Oh, by the way, Callaway, what's an acorn tree?

An oak tree makes acorns.  Do you have one too?

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Forsooth, where I live is known as the "City of Oaks". 

Although, the most recent tree I planted was a Yoshino Cherry.

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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2007, 11:22:57 AM »
Alright. I've gone over this with you all before, but apparantly I haven't gotten through to you. If anyone has any ideas as to how I can promote understanding of this idea, please let me know after the meeting. But this has to change, and I'm beginning to lose my patience, as is our field consultant.

We are almost two months behind on our acorn quota. Entire shipments are now being sent back full of malformed, genetically mutated, and just generally badly nursed acorns. One of our clients even came to me personally with what had been shipped to him as an acorn but turned out to be Barbara Streisand in a chicken costume. This has to stop, now.

I know some of you have had difficult domestic situations within the past couple of months, and you know I have done the best I could to lighten work-related stress. But there's only so much I can do. Much as we like to think of ourselves as a familial unit, the fact is that intensity squared is an acorn inspection firm, and from this point on, it WILL start acting like one.

i blame GMOs.   :grrr:

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Re: No more. Just... no more.
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2007, 11:28:23 AM »
The most recent tree that I planted was a dwarf apple tree.  Two tiny apples matured, but I'm sure that it will make more apples next year.


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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2007, 11:39:47 AM »
What are you going to do with the apples?  You could make tiny apple dumplings. 

Mmmm...  apple dumplings. 

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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2007, 05:48:02 PM »
saying acorns is cool. also i didnt know oak trees made acorns, i thought some other treee made them :laugh:

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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2007, 05:52:36 PM »
As the representative from Connecticut whose state tree is the Charter Oak all I can say is our acorns are grade A It must be the ones from New York that you are having problems with
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