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Re: Calandale
« Reply #45 on: November 21, 2007, 03:08:08 AM »
he lubes?
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Re: Calandale
« Reply #46 on: November 21, 2007, 03:16:16 AM »
he lubes?

im sure he does, if you scream nicely enough
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Re: Calandale
« Reply #47 on: November 21, 2007, 03:17:33 AM »
have you ever done it with my e-hubby?
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Re: Calandale
« Reply #48 on: November 21, 2007, 03:19:51 AM »
have you ever done it with my e-hubby?

sounds big
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Re: Calandale
« Reply #49 on: November 21, 2007, 03:22:20 AM »
his dick?
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~Lord Phlexor

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~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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Re: Calandale
« Reply #50 on: November 21, 2007, 03:30:40 AM »
his dick?

that youre questioning... implies no
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Re: Calandale
« Reply #51 on: November 21, 2007, 03:32:21 AM »
it implies confusion. have you played with his willy or what? :P
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~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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Re: Calandale
« Reply #52 on: November 21, 2007, 12:29:50 PM »
it implies confusion. have you played with his willy or what? :P

ive only seen pics of willies for some time
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Re: Calandale
« Reply #53 on: November 21, 2007, 12:31:07 PM »
don't worry i won't attack you. i'm not the jealous type. :P
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~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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Re: Calandale
« Reply #54 on: November 21, 2007, 02:38:02 PM »
Are you sure? What if I said that he gave me head?
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Re: Calandale
« Reply #55 on: November 21, 2007, 02:40:41 PM »
you're married to him aren't you? :P
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Re: Calandale
« Reply #56 on: November 21, 2007, 02:47:32 PM »
Not by my own choice though.
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Re: Calandale
« Reply #57 on: November 21, 2007, 02:53:51 PM »
there's no choice on the internet.
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~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Calandale
« Reply #58 on: November 21, 2007, 02:59:51 PM »
Are you sure? What if I said that he gave me head?

Just don't get ahead of yourself!

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Re: Calandale
« Reply #59 on: November 22, 2007, 01:36:58 AM »
he lubes?

im sure he does, if you scream nicely enough

I LIKE screams. Therefore, I prefer without.