A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Aleksandr I Pavlovich, Romanov on November 17, 2007, 04:02:00 PMIts a club for anyone who didnt throw a strop at Cal's prank... I thought it was funny and didn't know what was going on when I first logged inI changed back mostly because it's easier to tel who is who
Its a club for anyone who didnt throw a strop at Cal's prank...
Quote from: parts on November 17, 2007, 04:27:07 PMQuote from: Aleksandr I Pavlovich, Romanov on November 17, 2007, 04:02:00 PMIts a club for anyone who didnt throw a strop at Cal's prank... I thought it was funny and didn't know what was going on when I first logged inI changed back mostly because it's easier to tel who is who this one confused me more than the ass fairies lol
Quote from: Sehnsucht on November 17, 2007, 04:32:00 PMQuote from: parts on November 17, 2007, 04:27:07 PMQuote from: Aleksandr I Pavlovich, Romanov on November 17, 2007, 04:02:00 PMIts a club for anyone who didnt throw a strop at Cal's prank... I thought it was funny and didn't know what was going on when I first logged inI changed back mostly because it's easier to tel who is who this one confused me more than the ass fairies lolMe too when I saw my new avatar I thought it was some new feature
I logged in and my name and avatar had changed. Also sig.I wiki'd to see who the geezer was.I learnt something today - Andrew Jackson was an american person from early nineteenth century.
Quote from: Kosmo on November 17, 2007, 06:18:21 PMI logged in and my name and avatar had changed. Also sig.I wiki'd to see who the geezer was.I learnt something today - Andrew Jackson was an american person from early nineteenth century.You see it was even educational
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Davout was born at Annoux (Yonne). He joined the French army as a sub-lieutenant in 1788. On the outbreak of the French Revolution, he embraced its principles. He was chef de bataillon in a volunteer corps in the campaign of 1792, and distinguished himself at the Battle of Neerwinden the following spring. He had just been promoted to general of brigade when he was removed from the active list because of his noble birth. He nevertheless served in the campaigns of 1794-1797 on the Rhine, and accompanied Desaix in the Egyptian expedition of Napoleon Bonaparte.On his return he took part in the Battle of Marengo under Napoleon, who had great confidence in his abilities, made him a general of division soon after Marengo, and around 1801 gave him a command in the consular guard. At the accession of Napoleon as emperor, Davout was one of the generals who were created marshals of France. As commander of the III Corps of the Grande Armée, Davout rendered his greatest services. At the Battle of Austerlitz, after a forced march of forty-eight hours, the III Corps bore the brunt of the allies' attack. In the subsequent War of the Fourth Coalition, Davout with a single corps fought and won the Battle of Auerstädt against the main Prussian army, which had more than twice as many soldiers at its disposal (more than 63,000, to Davout's 28,000). Historian François-Guy Hourtoulle writes: "At Jena, Napoleon won a battle he could not lose. At Auerstädt, Davout won a battle he could not win".[1]
Davout's military character has been interpreted as cruel, and he had to defend himself against many attacks upon his conduct at Hamburg. He was a stern disciplinarian, who exacted rigid and precise obedience from his troops, and consequently his corps was more trustworthy and exact in the performance of its duty than any other. One example of this is that Davout forbade his troops from plundering enemy villages, a policy he would enforce by the use of the death penalty. Thus, in the early days of the Grande Armée, the III corps tended to be entrusted with the most difficult work. His loyalty and obedience to Napoleon were absolute. He was regarded by his contemporaries as one of the ablest of Napoleon's marshals. On the first restoration he retired into private life, openly displaying his hostility to the Bourbons, and when Napoleon returned from Elba, Davout rejoined him.
and he endeavoured to prevent the condemnation of Michel Ney.
i'm not russian sophie was thoughand i'm getting a russian tattoo (hopefully)
does my name make me german?or does it not count that i chose it myself?
I changed back mostly because it's easier to tel who is who
I was a Viennese emperor.You're a Romanov. Most Russians aren't gonna be a big fan of yours. Even the chilled out ones.