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Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« on: November 17, 2007, 10:02:03 AM »
Paris Hilton relieves pain.

In rats.

Well, in male rats, anyway.

And it's probably just because she stresses them out.
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Re: Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2007, 10:10:36 AM »
How strange. 
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Re: Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2007, 10:12:50 AM »
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Re: Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2007, 10:14:41 AM »
Paris !  :heart: :heart:

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Re: Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2007, 10:24:53 AM »
Quote from: Michel Ney on November 17, 2007, 10:12:50 AM
Quote from: Vice-Admiral Horatio Nelson on November 17, 2007, 10:10:36 AM

:clap:

Good choice. Damn, I forgot all about Nelson.
I saw you already used Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher, and I didn't really want to be Duke Wellington.  So I went with Nelson.

Edit:  Oh, just saw Aurthur Wellesley...  :)
« Last Edit: November 17, 2007, 10:27:33 AM by Vice-Admiral Horatio Nelson »
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Re: Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2007, 12:26:38 PM »
maybe it was just the smell of the cardboard?

they love to chew on that stuff
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Re: Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2007, 02:21:17 PM »
Paris Hilton is uglier than tits on a bull I don't see whats so great about her :-\
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Re: Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2007, 02:44:16 PM »
Quote from: RichardMcBeef on November 17, 2007, 02:21:17 PM
Paris Hilton is uglier than tits on a bull I don't see whats so great about her :-\

She probably oozes charisma -- sexual charisma.
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Re: Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2007, 02:45:25 PM »
Quote from: Guramaru Jesu! on November 17, 2007, 02:44:16 PM
Quote from: RichardMcBeef on November 17, 2007, 02:21:17 PM
Paris Hilton is uglier than tits on a bull I don't see whats so great about her :-\

She probably oozes chlamydia.

Fixed.  >:D
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Re: Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2007, 04:49:12 PM »
Quote from: Emperor MANGO on November 17, 2007, 02:45:25 PM
Quote from: Guramaru Jesu! on November 17, 2007, 02:44:16 PM
Quote from: RichardMcBeef on November 17, 2007, 02:21:17 PM
Paris Hilton is uglier than tits on a bull I don't see whats so great about her :-\

She probably oozes chlamydia.

Fixed.  >:D

 :plus:

takes more than acting like a skank to be sexy. :P
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Re: Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2007, 05:53:09 PM »
She probably has vaginal leprosy.
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Re: Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2007, 07:06:30 PM »
I've got no time for Miss Hilton and even less for her mother.

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Re: Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2007, 07:08:40 PM »
Quote from: Lou Lou on November 17, 2007, 04:49:12 PM
Quote from: Emperor MANGO on November 17, 2007, 02:45:25 PM
Quote from: Guramaru Jesu! on November 17, 2007, 02:44:16 PM
Quote from: RichardMcBeef on November 17, 2007, 02:21:17 PM
Paris Hilton is uglier than tits on a bull I don't see whats so great about her :-\

She probably oozes chlamydia.

Fixed.  >:D

If she wanted to be sexy she should have taken advice from fatty_mcblobb  :green:

 :plus:

takes more than acting like a skank to be sexy. :P
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Re: Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2007, 07:40:31 PM »
There always one way she can take the pain away and she has already been filmed doing it :oral: not on mice though :P
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Re: Paris Hilton Takes The Pain Away?
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2007, 08:07:31 PM »
Quote from: Tesla on November 17, 2007, 10:24:53 AM
Quote from: Michel Ney on November 17, 2007, 10:12:50 AM
Quote from: Vice-Admiral Horatio Nelson on November 17, 2007, 10:10:36 AM

:clap:

Good choice. Damn, I forgot all about Nelson.
I saw you already used Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher, and I didn't really want to be Duke Wellington.  So I went with Nelson.

Edit:  Oh, just saw Aurthur Wellesley...  :)

I would have thrown August Neidhardt von Gneisenau
up, but no one was suggesting anything radical enough.  :laugh:

Though, I figured you fit in more with
the imperialists, which is why I gave you
Macdonald.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2007, 08:09:48 PM by Michel Ney »
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