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I stole depnends today.
« on: November 15, 2007, 01:13:24 AM »
Yes. Every Wensday  I volunteer at the old folks home. I stole some depends. i shoved them in my snow boots and smuggled them home with me. I decided to take them cause I remember at summer camp (A camp for disabled people) my room mate and I took diapers and secretly wore them to bed.

I'm wearing one right now starting and I'm peeing in it. My body is all nervous to pee in it because thats not what I'm used to. I'm used to getting up and using the toilet. But I have to say this feels very pleasing. Just because my bladder is all nervous to pee in the diaper.
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Re: I stole depnends today.
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2007, 01:18:15 AM »
well this is just wonderful news
thank you for informing us of this

now fuck off
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Re: I stole depnends today.
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2007, 01:19:10 AM »
why not buy them?
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Re: I stole depnends today.
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2007, 03:34:01 AM »
Maybe you and Spokane Girl can get together :P
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Re: I stole depnends today.
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2007, 03:42:32 AM »
Quote from: Sehnsucht on November 15, 2007, 01:18:15 AM
well this is just wonderful news
thank you for informing us of this

now fuck off

You are just being mean to scare her so she shits herself!  >:D
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2007, 04:12:32 AM »
i'm not scary :P
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Re: I stole depnends today.
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2007, 04:31:15 AM »
Quote from: Beatle Head on November 15, 2007, 01:13:24 AM
Yes. Every Wensday  I volunteer at the old folks home. I stole some depends. i shoved them in my snow boots and smuggled them home with me. I decided to take them cause I remember at summer camp (A camp for disabled people) my room mate and I took diapers and secretly wore them to bed.

I'm wearing one right now starting and I'm peeing in it. My body is all nervous to pee in it because thats not what I'm used to. I'm used to getting up and using the toilet. But I have to say this feels very pleasing. Just because my bladder is all nervous to pee in the diaper.

 ::)

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Re: I stole depnends today.
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2007, 04:35:18 AM »
Quote from: Beatle Head on November 15, 2007, 01:13:24 AM
Yes. Every Wensday  I volunteer at the old folks home. I stole some depends. i shoved them in my snow boots and smuggled them home with me. I decided to take them cause I remember at summer camp (A camp for disabled people) my room mate and I took diapers and secretly wore them to bed.

I'm wearing one right now starting and I'm peeing in it. My body is all nervous to pee in it because thats not what I'm used to. I'm used to getting up and using the toilet. But I have to say this feels very pleasing. Just because my bladder is all nervous to pee in the diaper.

So how many of the old folks have you fucked and butchered already?  How did you dispose of the bodies?
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Re: I stole depnends today.
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2007, 04:36:30 AM »
stealing from old people is shameful.
you could say it was "mean," but then of course it's only NTs like myself and sophie who are mean
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Re: I stole depnends today.
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2007, 04:41:04 AM »
Quote from: Sehnsucht on November 15, 2007, 04:36:30 AM
stealing from old people is shameful.
you could say it was "mean," but then of course it's only NTs like myself and sophie who are mean

Agreed.

I never stole things from old people, not even my nan (rest in peace).
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Re: I stole depnends today.
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2007, 06:56:27 AM »
Quote from: Beatle Head on November 15, 2007, 01:13:24 AM
Yes. Every Wensday  I volunteer at the old folks home. I stole some depends. i shoved them in my snow boots and smuggled them home with me. I decided to take them cause I remember at summer camp (A camp for disabled people) my room mate and I took diapers and secretly wore them to bed.

I'm wearing one right now starting and I'm peeing in it. My body is all nervous to pee in it because thats not what I'm used to. I'm used to getting up and using the toilet. But I have to say this feels very pleasing. Just because my bladder is all nervous to pee in the diaper.

Is this the old folks home that Ringo lives in?  Did you steal them from him after paralysing and catheterising him?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: I stole depnends today.
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2007, 07:03:52 AM »
Quote from: Mozart's Balls on November 15, 2007, 01:19:10 AM
why not buy them?

I'd assume it's less embarrassing and more fun to steal them.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: I stole depnends today.
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2007, 09:51:06 AM »
Quote from: RupertPupkin on November 15, 2007, 04:35:18 AM
Quote from: Beatle Head on November 15, 2007, 01:13:24 AM
Yes. Every Wensday  I volunteer at the old folks home. I stole some depends. i shoved them in my snow boots and smuggled them home with me. I decided to take them cause I remember at summer camp (A camp for disabled people) my room mate and I took diapers and secretly wore them to bed.

I'm wearing one right now starting and I'm peeing in it. My body is all nervous to pee in it because thats not what I'm used to. I'm used to getting up and using the toilet. But I have to say this feels very pleasing. Just because my bladder is all nervous to pee in the diaper.

So how many of the old folks have you fucked and butchered already?  How did you dispose of the bodies?

Have you heard of Canadian Bacon,  well now you know >:D
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Re: I stole depnends today.
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2007, 11:28:37 AM »
Quote from: Sehnsucht on November 15, 2007, 04:36:30 AM
stealing from old people is shameful.
you could say it was "mean," but then of course it's only NTs like myself and sophie who are mean

It's probably a government funded joint, just stole a few bucks worth of stuff from taxpayers.  Not a big offense, but God damn, they can't be that expensive, and you could easily get them online or go to a store in another town or something to save yourself from the embarrasment.
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Re: I stole depnends today.
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2007, 11:52:31 AM »
IMO stealing from old people is fucked up.   I have volunteered at nursing homes before (played trivia w/ Alzheimers patients even haha), and I couldn't imagine messing with them by stealing their stuff.
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