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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2016, 06:13:19 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 12, 2016, 05:43:11 AM
Quote from: Marion Crane on May 12, 2016, 05:30:42 AM
Crush boi manned up and told one of the partners about him today  :viking:

  Good for him!  I imagine the partners will appreciate the heads-up!  :viking:

Things are just batty now. The boss man now even gives this guy lifts home. Me and crush boi actually waited and watched for boss man (with guy as passenger) to reverse the car and leave to see if he was indeed actually dropping him home, or...... going elsewhere :zombiefuck:. But he didn't leave because I think he saw us watching him. He didn't pull away until we got sick of waiting and I drove off and crush boi walked home. He could of been watching because he thought something was going on between me and boi. There isn't though; I've already been :viking: and made the approach but he knocked me back.
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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2016, 06:17:40 AM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on May 18, 2016, 06:13:19 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 12, 2016, 05:43:11 AM
Quote from: Marion Crane on May 12, 2016, 05:30:42 AM
Crush boi manned up and told one of the partners about him today  :viking:

  Good for him!  I imagine the partners will appreciate the heads-up!  :viking:

Things are just batty now. The boss man now even gives this guy lifts home. Me and crush boi actually waited and watched for boss man (with guy as passenger) to reverse the car and leave to see if he was indeed actually dropping him home, or...... going elsewhere :zombiefuck:. But he didn't leave because I think he saw us watching him. He didn't pull away until we got sick of waiting and I drove off and crush boi walked home. He could of been watching because he thought something was going on between me and boi. There isn't though; I've already been :viking: and made the approach but he knocked me back.

  So much drama at your workplace!  I imagine the cubicles  :chores:  add to the suspense!
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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2016, 09:06:07 AM »
Wish me luck. It's just me, the boss guy and another person in the office tomorrow :santa:

Crush boi is taking a long weekend to pick up a '67 Chevy Impala from Melbourne :headbang2:
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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2016, 09:17:14 AM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on May 19, 2016, 09:06:07 AM
Wish me luck. It's just me, the boss guy and another person in the office tomorrow :santa:

Crush boi is taking a long weekend to pick up a '67 Chevy Impala from Melbourne :headbang2:

  Good luck!  I hope the other person is good company  :chores: :chores:  while the boss is dealing with his friend.
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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2016, 01:38:01 PM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on May 19, 2016, 09:06:07 AM
Wish me luck. It's just me, the boss guy and another person in the office tomorrow :santa:

Crush boi is taking a long weekend to pick up a '67 Chevy Impala from Melbourne :headbang2:

Why does Priscilla, Queen of the Desert pop into my mind?

BTW, it was a fairly good movie.
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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2016, 03:34:22 AM »
 :laugh:
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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2016, 01:06:07 PM »
maybe not weird to you but something i never would eat:

maple peanut butter chocolate chip oatmeal cookies.
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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2016, 02:03:05 PM »
Quote from: WolFish on May 20, 2016, 01:06:07 PM
maybe not weird to you but something i never would eat:

maple peanut butter chocolate chip oatmeal cookies.

That sounds amazing
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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2016, 04:40:33 PM »
Not a combination I'd try. Chocolate and peanut seldom combine in a way that I like.
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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2016, 08:51:39 AM »
I came across this from my files whilst doing spring cleaning of my jump drives:


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Megan: I am a real person.
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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2016, 10:44:56 AM »
HAHAHAHA, yes, had a conversation like that once too.
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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2016, 09:25:23 PM »
  I really dislike having conversations with recorded scripts.  If I'm feeling cranky when I encounter the fake
   "customer service rep,"  I just keep pressing zero till they connect me to an actual person.  :get:  :soundwave:
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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2016, 04:48:31 AM »
Weird guy is now walking straight in and inviting himself upstairs to use the rest room. No hello, no announcing his intention, he just tip-toes in and it's up to us to make sure our back isn't turned :thumbdn:
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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2016, 05:25:42 AM »
Quote from: Marion Crane on May 23, 2016, 04:48:31 AM
Weird guy is now walking straight in and inviting himself upstairs to use the rest room. No hello, no announcing his intention, he just tip-toes in and it's up to us to make sure our back isn't turned :thumbdn:

  You mention that crush boi told one of the partners.  Any reaction from them?  If I were them,
  I'd be worried that this guy was using drugs on the premises.  A drug habit would certainly
  explain his constant need for money.  I hope they address this very soon.  :-\
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Re: Post something weird that happened today
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2016, 05:40:19 AM »
Nah, no drugs, he's downstairs again too quickly. No...I'm worried about bumping into him in the ladies room :-\
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